Choey and Jandler's The Fun Time Super Terrific Happy Hour

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we survived THE MAP TEST THAT TOOK ALL DAY! At some point it stopped being an assessment and became a hostage situation. 📚😵‍💫

Then comes the phone call every parent dreams of: “Mr. and Mrs. Schmedlapp…something happened with your son today.” What happened? Did he fall? Get in a fight? Nope. He almost got his HEAD stuck in a classroom chair. 🪑😂 That’s a sentence they definitely don’t cover in teacher training.

Finally, we end with a truly heart-whelming tale as Jandler becomes an unlikely hero and reunites a lost Tamagotchi with its owner. ❤️ Because sometimes teaching isn’t about test scores or curriculum…it’s about making sure a tiny digital creature gets home safely.

MAP testing. Heads in chairs. Tamagotchi reunions.

Just another completely normal week in education. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we survived THE MAP TEST THAT TOOK ALL DAY! At some point it stopped being an assessment and became a hostage situation. 📚😵‍💫

Then comes the phone call every parent dreams of: “Mr. and Mrs. Schmedlapp…something happened with your son today.” What happened? Did he fall? Get in a fight? Nope. He almost got his HEAD stuck in a classroom chair. 🪑😂 That’s a sentence they definitely don’t cover in teacher training.

Finally, we end with a truly heart-whelming tale as Jandler becomes an unlikely hero and reunites a lost Tamagotchi with its owner. ❤️ Because sometimes teaching isn’t about test scores or curriculum…it’s about making sure a tiny digital creature gets home safely.

MAP testing. Heads in chairs. Tamagotchi reunions.

Just another completely normal week in education. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we survived THE MAP TEST THAT TOOK ALL DAY! At some point it stopped being an assessment and became a hostage situation. 📚😵‍💫

Then comes the phone call every parent dreams of: “Mr. and Mrs. Schmedlapp…something happened with your son today.” What happened? Did he fall? Get in a fight? Nope. He almost got his HEAD stuck in a classroom chair. 🪑😂 That’s a sentence they definitely don’t cover in teacher training.

Finally, we end with a truly heart-whelming tale as Jandler becomes an unlikely hero and reunites a lost Tamagotchi with its owner. ❤️ Because sometimes teaching isn’t about test scores or curriculum…it’s about making sure a tiny digital creature gets home safely.

MAP testing. Heads in chairs. Tamagotchi reunions.

Just another completely normal week in education. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, apparently 2nd Grade Fight Club is now a thing. We’d tell you the first rule of 2nd Grade Fight Club…but somebody already told the teacher. 🥊😂

Then we meet a Porch Pirate who may be in for a little surprise when they discover exactly what they stole. Sometimes karma doesn’t knock—it just gets delivered right to your porch. 📦🏴‍☠️

Meanwhile, Jandler tells the horrifying tale of Velez vs. Velasquez and asks the question nobody wants to ask after an ENTIRE YEAR: “Wait…have I been calling her the wrong name this whole time?!” 😳 At this point, just transfer schools.

We also debut “Cheers Around the World!” 🌎🍻—our educational contribution to international relations—and discover some exciting new “Phonics” in school, because apparently kids have decided the English language wasn’t confusing enough already.

Fighting. Stealing. Mispronouncing names. Drinking around the world. And questionable phonics.

We’re basically an educational podcast now. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, apparently 2nd Grade Fight Club is now a thing. We’d tell you the first rule of 2nd Grade Fight Club…but somebody already told the teacher. 🥊😂

Then we meet a Porch Pirate who may be in for a little surprise when they discover exactly what they stole. Sometimes karma doesn’t knock—it just gets delivered right to your porch. 📦🏴‍☠️

Meanwhile, Jandler tells the horrifying tale of Velez vs. Velasquez and asks the question nobody wants to ask after an ENTIRE YEAR: “Wait…have I been calling her the wrong name this whole time?!” 😳 At this point, just transfer schools.

We also debut “Cheers Around the World!” 🌎🍻—our educational contribution to international relations—and discover some exciting new “Phonics” in school, because apparently kids have decided the English language wasn’t confusing enough already.

Fighting. Stealing. Mispronouncing names. Drinking around the world. And questionable phonics.

We’re basically an educational podcast now. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, apparently 2nd Grade Fight Club is now a thing. We’d tell you the first rule of 2nd Grade Fight Club…but somebody already told the teacher. 🥊😂

Then we meet a Porch Pirate who may be in for a little surprise when they discover exactly what they stole. Sometimes karma doesn’t knock—it just gets delivered right to your porch. 📦🏴‍☠️

Meanwhile, Jandler tells the horrifying tale of Velez vs. Velasquez and asks the question nobody wants to ask after an ENTIRE YEAR: “Wait…have I been calling her the wrong name this whole time?!” 😳 At this point, just transfer schools.

We also debut “Cheers Around the World!” 🌎🍻—our educational contribution to international relations—and discover some exciting new “Phonics” in school, because apparently kids have decided the English language wasn’t confusing enough already.

Fighting. Stealing. Mispronouncing names. Drinking around the world. And questionable phonics.

We’re basically an educational podcast now. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler discover that elementary school has apparently become an action movie when a kid yells, “Hold my milk carton!” Nothing good has ever followed that sentence.

Meanwhile, remember that mountain of school supplies? Yeah… we lost FIVE glue sticks in ONE DAY. At this rate, the class will be using mashed potatoes as adhesive by October.

We’re also only two weeks into school and there’s already SO. MUCH. CRYING. And apparently the kids are emotional too. Plus, we learn that when young children get excited, angry, or mildly inconvenienced, they communicate primarily through wild-animal screams.

Finally, we escape the classroom and play another round of “Where On Earth Is Sarmen Can Diego Drinking?” 🌎🍺 Because after two weeks of school… somebody should be drinking.

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler discover that elementary school has apparently become an action movie when a kid yells, “Hold my milk carton!” Nothing good has ever followed that sentence.

Meanwhile, remember that mountain of school supplies? Yeah… we lost FIVE glue sticks in ONE DAY. At this rate, the class will be using mashed potatoes as adhesive by October.

We’re also only two weeks into school and there’s already SO. MUCH. CRYING. And apparently the kids are emotional too. Plus, we learn that when young children get excited, angry, or mildly inconvenienced, they communicate primarily through wild-animal screams.

Finally, we escape the classroom and play another round of “Where On Earth Is Sarmen Can Diego Drinking?” 🌎🍺 Because after two weeks of school… somebody should be drinking.

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler kick off the school year with fire alarm maintenance—because nothing says “welcome back” like random beeping and wondering whether you should evacuate or just keep laminating.

Then it’s Meet the Teacher Night, featuring hours of smiling, talking, and staring at the massive pile of school supplies that looks incredible… for now. Give it three weeks and nobody will own a pencil.

During Story Time, Jandler shares his VA appointment encounter with the Melancholy Lady, whose enthusiastic response of “That’s so exciting” somehow contained absolutely zero excitement.

Finally, we find out “What’s Chappin’ Choey?” as Choey officially returns for another school year refreshed, recharged, and already annoyed. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler kick off the school year with fire alarm maintenance—because nothing says “welcome back” like random beeping and wondering whether you should evacuate or just keep laminating.

Then it’s Meet the Teacher Night, featuring hours of smiling, talking, and staring at the massive pile of school supplies that looks incredible… for now. Give it three weeks and nobody will own a pencil.

During Story Time, Jandler shares his VA appointment encounter with the Melancholy Lady, whose enthusiastic response of “That’s so exciting” somehow contained absolutely zero excitement.

Finally, we find out “What’s Chappin’ Choey?” as Choey officially returns for another school year refreshed, recharged, and already annoyed. 🎙️😂