Chopping Wood Inside: The Twin Peaks Podcast for Conspiracy Theorists

What year is this? Our final podcast on Twin Peaks: The Return is a black as midnight on a moonless night in Odessa discussion of Part 18 -- a Lynchian masterpiece of mystery & mood that still confounds, with an iconic ending that will haunt our dreams eternally.

The past dictates the future. We return to where it all began, discussing (for the first time) Lynch & Frost's iconic opening chapter. A moody & mysterious masterpiece with a soundtrack that is too dreamy.

"We're going home." Our Series Rewind nears completion as Murphy and I revisit the penultimate episode, The Past Dictates The Future or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love the Cockney Kid with a Green Glove Who Bested Bob + more on Diane, Judy, Maj. Briggs, and an early birthday kiss to DKL.

Through the darkness of future past, we have descended from pure air to discuss Teresa Banks and the last seven days of Laura Palmer + The Missing Pieces and anecdotes from 1992 when David Lynch's misunderstood masterpiece blew our youthful minds with blue roses, pink rooms, and a dancing girl with red hair named Lil... she's my mother's sister's girl!

'You are awake... finally!' Cooper returns in one of the most satisfying parts of Season 3, but it's Laura Dern who steals the show as Diane reveals the details of 'that night' then utters one final 'fuck you' in The Red Room. We say adieu to Little Dickie Horne & the murderous yet charming Chantal and Hutch at the hands of the Polish "I move car" Accountant, and revel in Audrey's dance at the Roadhouse. Plus, the power of Mr. C's playing card and the darker side of Carrie Page.

This is the film! David Lynch's dreamy Hollywood blue puzzle box with a star-making performance from Naomi Watts as the doomed ingénue from Deep River, Ontario. A genuine Masterpiece & the best film of the 21st century!

Silencio...

We cry tears of gold as we say goodbye to Peggy Lipton & The Log Lady in our series rewind of Part 15... then it gets dark as we descend into the mysterious Convenience Store with Mr. C & Phillip Jeffries. Plus, madness in the woods with Steven & Becky, Coop's last supper (chocolate cake) as Dougie Jones, and Audrey's Roadhouse blues.

It's a Möbius strip pod as we try to unlock the mystery of David Lynch's brilliant Lost Highway; remembering things our own way in discussing the endless nightmare of a fractured identity within the city of dreams. "It's been a pleasure talking to you."

It's a Blue Rose podcast, most definitely! We have quite a little theory to tell you about Mr. C, Janey-E, and Diane, then we embark on our own journey to Jack Rabbit's Palace, sipping Bloody Mary's & chain-smoking Salem's, while repeating the ancient phrase (with Cockney accents) "This podcast is our destiny!"

We're making our lunch and taking a little detour down the yellow brick road as we find ourselves in Big Tuna discussing Wild at Heart, a film we've seen about 50,000 times, the first 49,000 on VHS pan and scan. So ya'll take a good listen and hear a deep sound coming down from Murphy and Tom... Texas-style. "Stab it and steer."