What’s the point in paying the excessive cost of living if the weather is going to be as miserable as places where it’s much cheaper? A wild winter and a deadly summer. It’s not going to get any better but, at least we’ll be able to say we were here to see the records break... just before the climate kills us all. Hot sauce snobs are paying stupid amounts for Sriracha among a shortage. Seems other substitutes just won’t do. Hey, when you want a flaming hot butthole, only Sriracha hits just right. Lotto Fever!