Today on the feed we’re sharing the pilot episode of WIRELAND RANCH. I am OBSESSED with this show. The writing is sharp and unflinching, the sound design and scoring are both hard to describe in the best way possible. Everything seeps into everything else to create unparalleled levels of audio weirdness. Wireland Ranch is the color soaked psychedelic cosmic nightmare you've been waiting for. Check out the first episode of Wireland Ranch now and afterward be sure to subscribe on their main feed where more episodes will be ready and waiting for you.

Welcome to Wireland Ranch… where every tragedy is a ritual and every sacrifice is a joke.

DESCRIPTION:

The Overseer begins his journey to the Wireland.

CAST and CREW:

Created by Joseph Rutledge & Trenton Spann.

Written and performed by Joseph Rutledge.

Additional Voices by Stephanie Rutledge.

Worldbuilding & Lore by Trenton Spann & Joseph Rutledge.

Original Music by Joseph Rutledge.

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 17: So It Goes Down (Season Finale)

Sir Isaac Newton tells all! Randy Dunning gives his all! It’s all coming to a head! The Season One finale of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.

Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.

David Ault as Mac.

Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad.

Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol.

Aiden Littlewood-Johnson as Bobby.

Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater.

Dean J. Smith as Arlo.

Tucker Bettez as Freemason 1.

Jordan Reed as Freemason 2.

Mason Amadeus as Freemason 3.

Amr Ammourazz as the Drive Thru Worker.

James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Wonder Under by Glad Rags.

Distraction by Hank.

Epic by Damiano Baldoni.

The Speed Demon by Kescho.

Montage by Bajio Alvarado.

Burning In The Atmosphere by Holizna.

House of the Rising Sun by Holizna.

Books by Jahzzar.

The Final Fight by RoboVal Jean.

Old Is The New World by Telepathic Teddy Bear.

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Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 16: In Beautiful Orlando, Florida

A Flat Earther’s origin story. Why Randy Dunning is so Randy Dunning.

CAST

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Ruzbasan as Young Randy.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.

David Ault as Mac.

Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning.

Su Ling Chan as Ameena.

Marnie Warner as Mrs. Clement.

Ryan Philbrook as Radio Ad.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Two Flat Earthers was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Every Time by Katy Kirby.

The Final Fight by Roboval Jean.

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Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 15: Multilevel Malevolence

Randy visits the bookstore. Mac gets answers. And Millie talks to the dumpster.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walter.

David Ault as Mac.

Stephen Cullen as Simon.

Maya Murphy as Millie.

Graham Rowat as Newsham.

Rob Schwarb as Mike.

Michelle Lylia Tan as the Sentient Dumpster.

Abby Espiritu as Derby.

Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.

Ariel Hack as the MLMer Bossbabe One.

Faith Dowgin as the MLMer Bossbabe Two.

Phil Sherwood as Jay.

Su Ling Chan as Ameena.

Stephen Indrisano as Steve.

Ryan Philbrook as the News Anchor and the Parrot.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett.

Dialogue Edit by Tal Minear.

MUSIC:

Tick-Tock from Glad Rags.

Social Kapital from Glad Rags.

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Episode Transcript

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The final three episodes of 2FEKAF will be hitting the feed over the next few weeks, but today we're thrilled bring you the pilot episode of Fawx and Stallion!

Fawx and Stallion is a new comedy series co-created by none other than our very own Lauren Grace Thompson. (voice of Gayle Kruger).

CW: Adult language. Sexual innuendo. Robbery. Jail/imprisonment. Reference to hanging.

About Fawx & Stallion

London, 1889. When the residents of 221B Baker Street leave town for the weekend to solve one of their most famous cases, no one is left to clear a poor housekeeper’s name of a crime she didn’t commit. Well, no one except for their neighbors at 224B.

This Episode

The Place: London, England

The Time: Winter, 1889

The Crime: Anything (including, but not limited to: Robberies, Burglaries, Thieveries, Unlawful Acts, General Wrong-doing, and Pilferings)

The Detectives: Sherlock Holmes & Dr. John Watson, 221B Baker Street

Known Alternatives: None of Note

Neighbors: Hampton Fawx and James Stallion, 224B Baker Street

CREDITS

Written and Directed by Ian Geers and Lauren Grace Thompson.

Sound designed by Sarah Buchynski.

Produced and edited by Lauren Grace Thompson.

Original music by Baldemar. 

CAST

Hampton Fawx: Jeremy Thompson.

James Stallion: Chris Vizurraga.

Madge Stallion: Katie McLean Hainsworth.

Archie Cartwright: Shawn Pfautsch.

Constable McMurphy: Ian Geers.

Mildred: Nicole Knudsen.

Jerry: James Ferrero.

Copper: Evin McQuistion.

Sarah: Lauren Grace Thompson.

Ambrosius: Llewyn Geers-Thompson.

TRANSCRIPT

WEBSITE: 224bbaker.com

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 14: Kafkaesque

Randy and Walt finally agree to be honest with each other. Something weird is going on with Gayle.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walter.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Rob Schwarb as Mike.

Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.

Ariel Hack as Emalema Bossbabe One.

Faith Dowgin as Emalema Bossbabe Two.

Abby Espiritu as Derby.

Su Ling Chan as Ameena.

Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett.

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital from Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock from Glad Rags.

Flood by Jahzzar.

Oslodum by Gilberto Gil.

Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer.

I Get What I Want by Monkey Warhol.

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Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 13: A Just and Upright Mason

Mac and Arlo continue their search for The Owl of Euclid. Mac talks to an old friend. Arlo meets the Void. 

CAST:

Jack Carmichael as Narrator.

David Ault as Mac.

Dean J. Smith as Arlo.

Graham Rowat as Gary.

Tom Laflin as Scott.

Ryan Philbrook as Scottie.

Newt Schottelkotte as Scooter.

Sena Bryer as Larry.

Megan Carter as Alex.

Josh Rubino as The Carny.

CREW:

Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Sound Design by Newt Schottelkotte.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital from Glad Rags.

Social Kapital (reprise) from Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock from Glad Rags.

Orange Nightmare Record Fair from Keshco.

Still Weaker Than Them by Soft and Furious.

Oh By Jingo from All Star Trio.

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Episode Transcript

STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 12: SCP-2FEKAF: BOBO (Crossover Episode with SCP Archives)

SCP-2FEKAF: Bobo is a special CROSSOVER EPISODE between SCP Archives and Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason.

Randy and Gayle visit Angshin Pass and come face to face with a monster from Randy’s past. (It’s Bobo.)

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy, Trail-Cam Watcher, and Radio Ad One.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Atticus Jackson as the Narrator.

Josh Rubino as Bryan and Sir Isaac Newton.

Rissa Montanez as Barb and the Emalema.

Jesse Hall as Brad and Radio Ad Two.

Pacific Obadiah as Agent Lemire.

Brandon Nguyen as Reporter and Agent Jenkins.

CREW:

Written by Jeremy Ellett.

Dialogue Editing by Jesse Hall.

Sound Designed by Travis McMaster.

Music in this Episode by Matt Roi Berger.

MUSIC:

SCP Archives Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons.

Two Flat Earthers Theme Song is Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

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Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 11: The Top Five Serial Killers in St. Louis

Randy and Gayle attend a meeting of the Maple Hill Murder Club.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Aiden Littlewood Johnson as Bobby and Coco.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Graham Rowat as Newsham.

Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol.

Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel.

Ezra J. Wayne as Peter.

Torian Brackett as Pete.

Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.

Ryan Philbrook as the Orderly and the Documentary Narrator.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital from Glad Rags.

Party by Damiano Baldoni.

The Edge of Nowhere by Holinza.

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Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 10: My First Time Using a Chainsaw

Randy and Gayle meet a new friend at the Hardware Store.

Sir Isaac Newton recites his "Catalog of Sins."

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Josh Rubino as Isaac Newton.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel.

Su Ling Chan as Ameena.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

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Episode Transcript

STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

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