Kerry and Collin are joined by their good friend Jim Peebles, who also guested on the "A Very Brady Christmas" episode. "The Love Boat" is certainly cut from the same cloth, but this "Christmas Cruise" remains a mystery. Is it a movie? Is it two episodes seamlessly jammed together? Why no separate listing for it on Letterbox'd or IMDb? Currently availabel on Paramount+, this movie-sode is chock full of mysteries. Where did the kid chorus come from? How are people able to buy massive amounts of flowers on this ship, let alone yarn? How can one custom make their own "Love Boat" episode? All this, plus Kerry gives three more movies from "1,001 movies You must See Before You Die," one of which also features a Love Boat.

Book movies covered:

"Daybreak" (1939)

"High Sierra" (1941)

"Titanic" (1997)

We're releasing this a day early, the 4th of July, because why not? After all, the film has "U.S.A." in the title. Kerry and Collin are joined by frequent guest, Erik Childress (host of Movie Madness) to talk about one of the dumbest films to come out of 1985, from Cannon Studios, one of the most notorious movie studios of its era. Who did Chuck Norris originally want to be his co-star and how would that person's career have been altered if it had happened? Why are the terrorists in the film invading the US during Christmas? Has there ever been a great movie with an airboat sequence? All these questions and more, plus a Blu-ray Gift Exchange.

Blu-rays covered:

Criterion:

"Brazil" - (1985) 4K

Warner Brothers:

"Lethal Weapon" - 1(987) 4K

The James Bond Sean Connery Collection 4K

Looney Tunes - Platinum Collection Vol. 1

Looney Tunes - Platinum Collection Vol. 2

Warner Archive:

Looney Tunes - Collector's Vault Vol. 1

"High Society" (1956) - 4K

"Executive Suite" (1954)

The Clark Gable Collection

Universal:

"Murder, She Wrote: The Complete Series"

Sony:

"St. Elmo's Fire" (1985) - 4K

Film Masters:

"The Blood Of Jesus" (1947)

Kerry and Collin are joined by Jeff Broitman (formerly of the podcast Fresh Perspective) to talk about one of Collin's all-time favorite films, Terry Gilliam's 1985 masterpiece "Brazil." It also happens to be one of Jeff's favorite movies as well. While the film certainly belongs in the "Christmas adjacent" category of Christmas movies, there is nevertheless a richness to it that warrants a long discussion on the film's artistic merit, its place in film history and the role it played in completely disrupting the studio system at the time of its release. It's not a movie for everybody and was never meant to be, but Gilliam's off-center vision of "the future" keeps gaining relevance and becomes more prescient with each passing decade. A very Happy Christmas! The film also rightfully earns its place in... the Book.

Book movies covered:

"Brazil" (1985)

"Juliet of the Spirits" (1965)

"The Killing Fields" (1984)

Based on the encouragement of a GQ article from 2016, Kerry and Collin took a look back at "Bridget Jones's Diary" to see if the writer of said article had been onto something. That led them to go back and rewatch all of the "Bridget Jones" movies including the latest, which just came out on blu-ray. What/who is the Bridget Jones of today? How would we rank the boyfriends/fiancees in the entire series? Did "Bridget Jones's Diary" kickstart the "ugly sweater" craze that started in the early 2000s? All this, plus a jam-packed Blu-ray Gift Exchange.

Blu-rays covered:

Focus/Universal:

"Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy"

"Black Bag" (2025)

Ignite:

"Re-Animator" 40th Anniversary 4K (1985)

Criterion:

"The Three Musketeers" / "The Four Musketeers" 4K (1973-74)

"The Umbrellas Of Cherbourg" 4K (1964)

"Room 666" / "Room 999" (1982 - 2023)

Warner Archive:

"Clean and Sober" (1988)

"Lean On Me" (1989)

"Rhapsody In Blue" (1934)

"Three The Hard Way" (1974)

"Lili" (1953)

Warner Bros / HBO:

"Mr. Show: The Complete Series"

Kerry and Collin plowed through this comedy starring Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito as two feuding neighbors at Christmastime. The experience of watching the film caused one of them to ponder, "why are we doing this podcast?" There are so many other questions, though. What makes the old, white iMacs so special? How long would it actually take to make an elaborate Christmas light trail, cook an even more elaborate dinner and then cover your entire house with Christmas lights? What did DeVito do to prepare in promoting this film back in 2006? All these questions, plus Kerry gives three movies from the "1,001 Movies You Mist See Before You Die" book. Are any of them worth seeing?

Recommended short film:

"The Christmas Light Killer"

Book films covered:

"Papillon" (1971)

"Buffalo 66" (1998)

"The Conformist" (1970)

Kerry and Collin, while trying desperately to recall facts about part 2, finally round out the Tim Allen "Santa Clause" trilogy with should be the best of the bunch, considering the casting of Martin Short. Did it meet the expectation? Maybe. If nothing else, he gives the viewer someone to root for. Is this really "the greatest Santa Claus story ever"? Why couldn't the elves put together a suitable hospital room somewhere in the North Pole where Mrs. Claus can give birth to her child? How does Alan Arkin's character know where all the fire extinguishers are in the North Pole and how to use them on a moment's notice? All these questions, plus a look at the latest and greatest in physical media with the "Blu-ray Gift Exchange," where they talk some Clint Eastwood, Andy Warhol, the "greatest comedy of all time" and Matt Damon.

Blu-rays covered:

Warner Bros.:

"The Informant!" 4K (2009)

"Dirty Harry" 4K (1971)

"The Outlaw Josey Wales" 4K (1976)

"Pale Rider" 4K (1985)

Criterion:

"Some Like It Hot" 4K (1959)

"Basquiat" 4K (1996)

A listener requested this title quite some time ago and it finally happened! Film critic Nell Minow joins Kerry and Collin to talk about this relatively obscure, but wonderful movie that might just be the first ever in the sub-genre of holiday films where the family returns home for the holiday festivities and slowly start airing their grievances and secrets. Do clergymen really enjoy doing the Christmas sermons? Is there a moment in "Love Actually" that is a tribute to this movie? How does director Mike Leight figure into all of this? All the answers to all of these questions, plus an extended "knitability" segment, as well as three more films from "1,001 Movies You Must See Before You Die." Before any of that, though, you get a chance to win a pair of free movie tickets from the Chicago Critics Film Festival, which runs May 2-8, 2025 at the Music Box Theatre.

Book films covered:

"The Wages of Fear" (1953)

"Viridiana" (1951)

"Secrets & Lies" (1996)

Kerry and Collin are joined by Catherine Mary Stewart, star of the 1984 cult classic "Night of the Comet," an apocalyptic sci-fi film where the world ends at Christmastime, which is the best time to go shopping. They are also joined by returning guest Marya E. Gates, author of the new book "Cinema Her Way: Visionary Female Directors in Their Own Words." The four of them talk in-depth about "Night of the Comet" while Stewart tells some great production stories from working on the film, while also talking about some of the other Christmas films in which she has appeared. And yes, there is also talk of "The Apple," "Dudes" and "The Last Starfighter." Then, the discussion switches over the to subject of Gates' new book, which examines (among many other things) the continuing struggles in the industry facing some of the best female filmmakers working today. As if that weren't enough, there's also the Blu-ray Gift Exchange. It's a longer episode than usual, but well worth it.

Buy Marya's book here (Bookshop.org supports independent book stores)

Learn more about Catherine Mary Stewart's work here.

Blu-rays covered:

Sony:

"My Girl" 4K (1991)

Warner:

"Paddington 2" 4K (2017)

Criterion:

"Godzilla Vs. Biollante" (1989)

Warner Archive:

"Hit Man" (1972)

"Earth II" (1971)

"Magilla Gorlla: The Complete Series"

Wayne Wang's "Smoke" doesn't look like a Christmas movie, sound like a Christmas movie or ever feel like a Christmas movie. It really isn't, but the final fifteen minutes of this terrific ensemble film features a moving and poetic Christmas story that makes it worthy of inclusion on this show (hey, it has more Chrsitmas in it than Disney's "Babes In Toyland"). The film stars Harvey Keitel, William Hurt, Forrest Whitaker, Stockard Channing, Ashley Judd, Giancarlo Esposito, Harold Perrineau and Jared Harris. It also has a distinction of winning an obscure MTV Movie Award for a category that was never repeated ever again. Also, Kerry talks about three movies from "1,001 Movies You Must See Before You Die."

Book movies covered:

"Smoke" (1995)

"Deseret" (1995)

"The Phenix City Story" (1955)

Kerry and Collin look at the often maligned 2004 comedy "Surviving Christmas," starring Ben Affleck, James Gandolfini, Christina Applegate and Catherine O'Hara and find it's not quite as terrible as critics (Collin included) made it out to be twenty years ago. Is it the two decades of distance from the Bennifer annoyance of that time period? How much money would it take for you to bring in a character like Affleck's into your home for two weeks? What about those lyrics they sing for "O Christmas Tree"? All thee questions deserve answers. Plus, to make up for the "lost episode" from February, there is a mini Blu-ray segment as well as a Book segment.

Blu-rays covered:

Warner;

"Amadeus" (1984) - 4K

Criterion:

"King Lear" (1987)

Warner Archive:

"Tom & Jerry - The Complete Cinemascope Cartoon Collection"

"Gabriel Over the White House" (1933)

Book movies covered:

"Weekend" (1967)

"Patton" (1970)

"Braveheart" (1995)