The "Ice-In" caused a lot of people to rediscover Meatloaf...''Have you ever been traumatized by meatloaf? Heinz Launches Ketchup Keg For Super Bowl...A server sings about a customer who didn't tell her about her allergy. She also didn't mention to her that she was vegan...Woman Rants About Her Man Eating Too Much ...Woman's Husband Forgets To Put The Pot In Their Crockpot ... and more!

Today Phil McCrackin ansewrs the question...why do cats meow more at men than women? Plus a survey..Survey: "Have you ever gotten attacked by your normally lovable cat or dog? More doggie baby talk, a dog who has learned to sing opera and ...did former NFL QB Tom Brady recently has his deceased pet bronzed, cloned, or stuffed?

Today...the power has been out so long... A Woman Has Been Reduced To Wearing Her Husband's Underwear....''What (funny) UNSEXY things does your man do (that irk you)? World's Worst Husband Doesn't Care That His Wife Found His Girlfriend's Pregnancy Test ....and...LESSONS ON HOW TO KEEP YOUR MANS ATTENTION FROM L.F.IKNOW AND KYLIE JENNER

Today....Ladies..."Does your man have a "girly hobby"? A woman who claims the best way to lose weight is to Frown...Our Doofus of the Day is overly excited about finding a new pharmacy....Granny Explains Why She Loves Walmart ...and at the other end of the scale...A Clueless Gen Z-er Has Never Heard Of Kmart!

Today...we celebrate the almighty "Bagel" with a song ...Lou Safterafew with a story about a Woman Suing For $50,000 Because She Was Injured By Bagel.... competitive eater Joey Chestnut is heading to Las Vegas to compete in a bagel eating contest,,,McDonald’s Fights Back Against Lawsuit; Says McRib Does Contain Pork Meat..plus get ready for Mickey D's offering..the Big Arch...Foods you wish restaurants would bring back. ...and ....Woman Uses Snow Day AsAn Excuse To Ditch "Dry January"

Today...Woman Goes Bonkers And Wants Winter To End Because She Is Already Sick Of It ...Polar Plunge Stories...Tod Turdupme with our Doofus of the day: man arrested in Ozark, Alabama with 81 gallons of moonshine. ..and how many layers is too many in this kind of weather?

Ali Larter talks about her role as Angela Morris on Landman; a review on '28 Years Later: The Bone Temple' ; Jodie Foster On her new movie, 'A Private Life' ...Ben Affleck And Matt Damon On 'The Rip' ....now playing on Netflix...and who NFL Legend Tom Brady Says He Would Be Open To playing him in a BioPic!

Today...LF IKNOW INVESTIGATES…Nude Mermaid goes swimming in "Magic Pond" in Louisiana! LOU SAFTERAFEW on A new study that reveals that platonic friendships between men and women are possible... an increasing number of New York City women have become so fed up with dating apps that they have decided to "date" dogs instead; and Why Having A Handyman Husband Beats Any Home Insurance !

TODAY..."Mom Reporter" Breaks News About Her Child Calling Her 'Mom' Instead Of 'Mommy' ... Southern Woman Spills The Tea On Town Gossip; Man Finds Out His Wife Is Sending Dirty Videos To Another Man ...Southern Belle Claps Back After TikTok Follower Tells Her To "Go Get A Job" ... and on our Doofus of the Day segment...Lou Safterafew..Rich People Buying Hotel Rooms On The Moon!

Today...Phil Mc Crackin on how Junk Food Leads To Depression: the Top 7 "Unhealthy" Foods That Are Actually Good For You ...painfully funny hot pepper horror stories....Cops turn into Door Dash Delivery Guys...NEW Food items coming to your favorite fast food places and more drive thru singers!