Today, a woman says she's been addicted to eating cat food since she was a child. Have you ever sampled your pet's food? A cat meows the word, 'Nooooo'....A woman freaks out after her dog brings a dead squirrel into the house...What's the funniest or most unusual thing your dog has swallowed? Do you know a dog that interrupted something or an event? And...Jennifer Garner recalls the time she came face-to-face with a _______

Today.... A new survey by LendingTree reveals that 26% of people would marry for money in the current economy, would you? A Feisty Grandmother Tells Men That Tik Tok Isn't A Dating App So Stop Messaging Her, Wife Says Her Husband Is Celebrating Valentine's Day With His Girlfriend ...so...guess what she does. Guys, could you pass the "wife test"? and What came first, Pluto or Huck Finn, and , how they are related to each other besides just this date in history!

Today...Friday the 13th....Good luck? Bad Luck? And...what about it falling the day before Valentines day...Plus Which part of her body Taylor Swift writes the number 13 on before she performs...and what came first Barbie or the Redskins?

In this edition we have a "serious" conversation about the Roman god of love known as Cupid...breaking up with someone to avoid Valentines day; including a romantic song called "Dumping You"...strange Valentines day gifts, and authority on everything, L.F. Iknow with tips to help you live longer!

TODAY...Phil McCrackin on why Jessica Simpson is allegedly gearing up to star as the next Bachelorette. Woman Goes Ballistic On Stinky Uber Driver Because He Smells Bad ...Woman Who Just Woke Up Says She Already Knows She's Going To Have A Bad Day ... Woman In Pickle Costume Delivers Singing Telegram To Man On His Work Anniversary ... Woman Gets Into Accident With Self-Driving Waymo Car; Cop Has No Clue What To Do ... and Woman Joins The "Why You Shouldn't Be My Friend" TikTok Trend!

Today...Lou Safterafew tells how you can still get the World’s Cheapest Valentine’s Day Meal: L.F. IKNOW talks about a Woman Suing Restaurant Because She Was Burned By Dragon Balls...Tod Turdupme reports that Costco is Facing a Lawsuit Over Rotisserie Chicken Ingredients ... Florida Pizzeria Making Iguana Pizzas Out Of Frozen Iguanas; Taco Bell Customer Impersonates Squidward From "SpongeBob SquarePants" ...and....if coffee better for you in the morning or afternoon?

Today...Man Caught Shoplifting At Walmart While Wearing A Girdle.... A new survey reveals that nearly half of people would share a toothbrush ...another study says The Larger Your Home, The More Unhappy You Are..."A.I. slop gifts" from Christmas are currently filling up secondhand stores...and what came first....Daylight Saving Time or Volleyball!

IN THIS EPISODE....Woman Trolls Husband By Claiming She Went ToThe Super Bowl , a new depot to purchase all of your important party supplies , People who buy expensive, big screen TV's and then return them following the game...a Super Bowl Parody Song - "Stuffin' His Face (Full Of Chicken)" ... a parody of "Killing Me Softly With His Song" and which of the following is NOT true... -

A:Super Bowl weekend is the slowest weekend of the year for weddings. -

B: Crime goes up during Super Bowl Sunday

C: $25,000 is the Estimated value of the Super Bowl trophy

Lou Safterafew; Walmart Offers Affordable Valentine's Dinners....Phil McCrackin; JCPenney Says Trade Your Ex’s Jewelry For A New Diamond Necklace...Farm Offering Goat-o-Grams For Valentine’s Day, and why Goober the Uber Driver thinks it is a bad idea; Woman Drives Three Hours To Confront Internet Troll ...Woman Talks About Finding Out Her Fiancee Cheated On Her The Day Of Their Wedding, Woman Catches 'Bridezilla' Cheating...and..shortest date ever, Woman's Date Lasts Under 2 Minutes After Man Tries To Embarrass Her!

WITH POWER OUT RECENTLY FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE…MANY WOMEN WERE FORCED TO PUT THEIR MAKEUP ON IN THE DARK "Have you ever experienced an epic makeup FAIL because you were getting ready in the dark? "Mom Reporter" Talks About How Her Children Are Driving Her Nuts While Being Snowed In ... Doofus of the day...Phil McCrackin says Kenyan woman recently broke a Guinness World Record by hugging a tree non-stop for 72 hours. And what came first, the electric typewriter or Snow White?