Today...man sets his hair on fire to get attention then hops on a train, aruging with your A.I. the trend continues, A woman gets a tattoo honoring her A.I. Boyfriend, Mom Steals from Wal-Mart, gets caught, then admits to leaving her kids in the car while she did it..and stupid things people have done just to get attention!

Ladies....how to properly "babysit" your man during March Madness...Matt Damon Talks About The Most Famous Person He's Punched ...Sean Penn Receives 'Oscar' While In Ukraine ...Daniel Radcliffe Talks About His Series, 'The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins'....and Ryan Gosling On 'Project Hail Mary'!

Today...Woman's HORRIBLE Date Has A Twist Ending ...Couple Gets Married On Southwest Airlines Flight ...and LF Iknow talks abouts the importance of showing a woman your "flounder"!

Today...Quirky Woman Delivers A Motivational Pep Talk About Self Care; an unidentified parent is going viral for offering her teen son $20,000 to stop playing travel hockey; Woman Hopes To Bring Back Public Shaming; Young Woman Doesn't Want To Work ; and Lou Safterfew on the new smartass Alexa Voice!

Today...we celebrate 2 in 1...Strange things people eat, stranger things people feed their kids, more people singing at the drive thru, Lou Safterafew with the difference between horses and jackasses, Tod Turdupme with what happens when you have a free coupon for a "whopper", Happy Birthday Graceland...and what came first The Rubber Band or St. Patricks Day?

TODAY,,,JENNIFER ANNISTONS HOT NEW SPORT...Plus Spring Break tips for those headed south of the border...being cheap on Spring Break...Woman Gets Mooned InA Supermarket Parking Lot ....a Mississippi man has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for concealing a cell phone between his butt cheeks...and we go over a list of the Oscar winners from last night's awards!

Today....the Oscars are thhis weekend...Who should the winners be for Best Picture? Plus we celebrate with an Oscars style song, the thing Hollywood fears most, and speaking of fear...what is your biggest one on Friday the 13th? One listener tells us why we should NOT be afraid. Oscar Trivia, Celebrity who said that, and what came first...Ear muffs or the Striptease?

Today,,,from our I'd do almost anything for love department...'Has your partner ever tried to throw out a pair of your favorite jeans because they were old and worn? A Woman Takes Out A Billboard To Wish Her Hubby A Happy Birthday and cracks herself up, Dating In Your 30's, and the "Boyfriend Loyalty Test"...plus what came first...Coca Cola or the Girl Scouts?

Today...Things Mom Always Says "No" To..... a Doofus Neighbor...a pregnant Chicago woman was curb walking near her home when a neighbor called the police on her.Yesterday was National Skirt Day; "Ladies...Have you ever experienced a "Marilyn Monroe moment" ? And Celebrity Who Said that...Courtney Cox's hidden talent...

Today...Contributor TOD TURDUPME talks aboutPicky Eating Starting InThe Womb... We’re coming to the end of chili season. "Do you know someone, who has a weird, funny or outrageous secret ingredient for their chili?; Man Sings His Drive-Thru Order With Help FromA Karaoke Machine ;Gabriel 'Fluffy' Iglesias Gets A Star OnThe Hollywood Walk Of Fame, but where??? And happy birthday to the phone and paper money....but...which came first?