Today...what came first...Teflon or Twin kies? A New York man, named Seth Bykofsky, is upset because his vanity license plate, PB4WEGO, was revoked by the state’s DMV...the U.S. Postal Service is rolling out its first fuel surcharge on packages. The 8% fee is set to run from April 26th through Jan. 17th, 2027....A woman says she was charged an extra $1,000 for extra seats on her flights because the gate agents thought she was too large for one seat...Artemis II Astronauts Wearing Diapers On Moon Journey ... and more!

Lisa Kudrow Talks About What She Stole From The Set Of Her Show, 'Friends' ...Liam Neeson Portrays The Easter Bunny ...Cameron Diaz is going to voice Queen Fiona in the next Shrek movie...Jack Black and Chris Pratt On 'The Super Mario Galaxy Movie' ...Zendaya On 'The Drama' ... Zendaya says she can't wait for people to see the film...and...ABC Finally Announces A Replacement For The Bachelorette" ..well, maybe!

Today....Eavesdropping...What do you consider "proper etiquette" after you've been butt-dialed? Should you listen to the person's conversation or hang up the phone? our DOOFUS of the day is a Clueless Husband Hilariously Insults Wife Because He Doesn't Know The Difference Between "Priceless" And "Worthless" ...a Woman Says Man Offered Her $2,000 To Not Talk About His Cheating and a Woman Says She Is Sending A Google Questionaire To Every Man Who Wants To Date Her.

Today we discuss The Cycle of Daily Frustration...April Fools Pranks old and new...Have you ever been shocked to discover what someone was getting paid to do? A Woman Lists Off All Of The Disgusting Things She Does ... A Young Woman Is Shocked To Learn What A Tire Rotation Is .,..and a special April Fools Day Song!

Today we celebrate National Tater Day! Choice News says Cadbury Easter eggs are smaller AND more expensive this year. so...Are you doing a budget Easter this year? The Pizza Inn restaurant chain is celebrating Easter with a Peeps pizza called the Peeps Pizzert...would you try it? The NY Post says coffee prices have done a 180 and now are on the rise again. Prices have spiked by 18.4% in the last year. And...more singing at the Drive Thru

Today is National Doctors' Day.''Do you know a hilarious hypochondriac? A Diaper-Wearing Monkey Tries To Enter Home. A reporter asks some clueless Spring Breakers what the biggest issue facing America is right now. TikToker Goofs On Truckers With "How's My Driving?" Stickers !

Today ...The new "pet phone" that allows animals to call their owners and vice versa.Taylor Swift Says She Had To Convince Soon to be Bro-in-law Jason Kelce's Children its okay to have a cat...the Cat Doesn't Like Being Roared At....a Woman Gets The Cold Shoulder From Her Dogs After She Comes Back FromA Tropical Vacation and a Man Calls 911 Because There Is A Python In His Driveway ...

Today...it's the opening day for major league baseball but...Yesterday Was bridesmaids day Do you know a bridesmaid, who hilariously ruined a wedding? ...and...a young woman Trolls Her Fiance For Prioritizing Golf Over Her ! A man sings about wanting to stay at home all day while his wife works...and the Rolling Stones Logo and The Young and the Restless celebrate a birthday...which came first?

Today... The NY Post says an increasing number of young people are disconnecting from their phones and doing "Grandma Hobbies" like crochet...A QVC host is speechless after a caller tells her she used to put tassels on her pasties...Woman Shares Her Hack For Dealing With People She Can't Understand ... and..."Have you ever worked for a boss who made you come into work in the middle of a treacherous storm?

Today...Do you know a person or family that attended an important or formal event and then celebrated afterwards by going to a fast food restaurant? A server says he was left dumbfounded after a table of vegans asked if they could make a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich vegan style. and...Woman Tells Men Not To Ask Their Wives What's For Dinner If It's After Six P.M.