Arsenio talks about why Prince was so hard to get a hold of ...It's Prom Season, we talk about splashy prom entrances, odd prom dates, zipper malfunctions, lost necessities, and more!

King Charles visit to the states has generated a lot of talk about possible career in standup comedy...Henry Winkler explains how big of an impact playing Fonzie on 'Happy Days'..."Michael" may be doing well at the box office, but cinemagoers are getting annoyed by people moonwalking during screenings of the new Michael Jackson biopic. Michael" Star Jaafar Jackson talks about the movie and we have a listener review! Plus...Stars of the Devil Wears Prada '2' weigh in on the film and clips from Donnie Wahlberg, Nikki Glaser and Matt Damon!

Today, socialite Phil McCrackin reports A new survey by the dating app Feeld reveals that the number of young men seeking to date older women in the past two years has jumped by 64%. A new survey by Mediabrief reveals that 44% of singles say pets help start conversations on dates. “Have you ever owned a pet that was a ‘mate magnet’ or ‘wingman’? Two Women Brawl At Funeral: The fight began when one woman saw the other lean over the coffin and say, "Love, I'm going to miss you." And...Man Has Woman Meet Him At Abandonaed Jail For Date; Then Ghosts Her ... so...Who's The Doofus?

Today..Young Woman Gets Busted Driving 22 Miles Over The Speed Limit To Buy Clothes ...and admits it...A Tale of Two Teachers...Clever Teacher Uses Queen's "We Will Rock You" To Teach Her Students The Continents and a Middle School Teacher Re-Enacts A Perplexing Conversation With His Shoeless Student ...and "What's the craziest or funniest thing you or someone you know did during a work retreat or team building exercise? Plus a Doofus who can't find his car and decides to post it on social media!

Today....Todd from the club dishes the dirt of Costco Sushi...Keto Diet Good For Fighting The Flu: A new study by Yale University reveals that the Keto Diet is good for fighting the flu... A woman switches to a male name in the DoorDash app to get delivery drivers to stop knocking on her door... UK Woman Hilariously Can't Believe How Much Sugar There Is In A Mountain Dew....Booger Boudreaux reports on a Louisiana Restaurant Caught With Roadkill In Its Freezer,,,and our Doofus of the day calls the fire department only to find out there is a dog treat in her microwave.

Pope Leo's brother, John, was recently doing an interview when he revealed that he and the Pope once appeared on Bozo's TV show on WGN. Has a family member ever exposed an embarrassing secret from your childhood that you didn't want anyone to know? Delta Flight Delayed Because Of An Alligator On The Runway ,,Pilots Frustrate Air Traffic Controller At Washington National Airport By Meowing ..Baseball fan moons over 20,000 when his pants fall down as he tries to catch a foul ball...Judge Calls Out Lying Woman {Doofus} For Driving While Virtually Appearing In Court

Today, Tod from the club tells us about a Dog Breath Sniffer Job That Pays $1,000 An Hour...Kermit, the lovable Muppet was once a ________ before he was a frog! In Arizona a Chihuahua recently saved a Shih Tzu from a coyote attack..."Do you know a small dog that suffers from the 'Napoleon complex' and thinks it's bigger than it really is? A Golden Retriever That Sounds Like A Weedwacker ....and a woman who eats dog food in order to get rock hard abs.

Today...we're talkin hook ups....A new survey posted by the Daily Mail reveals that women regret hookups more than men, largely because they’re usually left unsatisfied by the encounter. Have you ever had a hilariously embarrassing hookup that came back to haunt you? 75% of people drink alcohol before a hookup...duh...Do looks matter? A woman says she found out a man she was talking to had been arrested for being an accessory to a pawn store robbery..50% of people met their hookup partner on the same day...and more!

Today, A Woman Gets Singing Telegram From Woman Dressed Like A Pickle ... Fifth Grade Teacher Receives An EPIC Insult From A Student ... Man Talks About The Difference Between Raising A Child Now And Raising One In His Era ... why were Boston accents voted among the most popular accents in the United States? And what came first, Earth Day or King Tut?

Today Tod Turdupme tells us where we can soon buy Six-Seven’ Chicken Nuggets: Our Quetion du jour....''Have you ever eaten anything exotic, funny, crazy or weird that tasted like chicken? 5 Year-Old Girl Delivers A Presentation About Why She Should Get To Eat At Chick-fil-A ... Woman Has Scary Experience Ordering From Little Caasers ...and Hot Sauce on Pizza...would you try it?