A new survey by Volvo reveals that 79% of people say their hay fever symptoms have impacted their ability to safely drive, Do you know someone, who injured themselves while sneezing? Singing Family Harmonizes About High Gas Prices At A Gas Station ... More Flip Flop Failures...a Doofus Teenager Asks Her Mom One Of The Dumbest Questions EVER ... and who came first...Superman or Marylyn?

Today...Nationwide Pet Insurance recently held a contest to find the pet with the wackiest name....Lou Safterafew checks in to tell is the winner...Crazy Cat Mom Is EVERY Cat Mom When Her Hungry Cats Form A Union To Demand Dinner Early ... 'Woman Pranks Italian Grandfather By Telling Him She's Getting Her Dog Baptized ... and Do you know a small devil dog?

Today....What the song "Choosin Texas was really inspired by...spoiler alert...it was not a man...what came first...Jello or Bond? A new survey by J.G. Wentworth reveals that 39.9% of singles have gone on a date just for a free meal...would you? Single Woman Gets "The Ick" From Men Saying "I Love Your Energy"...Man Upset That His Date Didn't Like His Rock Collection ..Woman Says Jellyfish and Her Mother In Law Have Ruined Her Honeymoon ... and...Man Trying To Save His Favorite Worn-Out Boxers From His Partner

Today, A woman says she had to cancel an Uber Eats order when she found out the order consisted of ________!! Another A I Fail...ChatGPT Confuses English And Portuguese...A teacher accidentally posted a shirtless picture of herself on Snapchat. It was meant for her husband...Boss Raps About His Lazy Gen Z And Millenial Employees ... Foul Mouthed Granny Gets Hilariously Shocked By A 'Cussing Collar' ... and Woman's Teenage Daughter Completely Misses The Irony Of Her New Job when she complains that "kids just won't listen"...duh!!!

Today, we are joined by Todd from the Club and Phil McCrackin,,,Pizza Hut Launches Drinkable Pizza...says Starbucks plans to offer baristas $1,200 in bonuses to work faster and be friendlier. ...You might be a Doofus if you order your steaks from TEMU...The Most Popular Cereal in the U.S...and ....Do you know someone, who used a cake to send a revenge message?

Today...June is the 2nd most popular or unpopular month for injuries that send people to the hospital E.R."What's the most hilarious or ridiculous reason you or someone you know has ended up in the hospital? LOU SAFTERAFEW reports on Costco’s Heated Socks Recalled After Burning People...Florida Cops Arrest ‘Donald Duck’ and two tourists are facing felony charges after driving across Florida with a dead alligator strapped to their roof.

Today...will be______ Lou Safterafew warns about picking the right Uber Driver...most unusual thing you've seen someone bring as a carry-on during a flight...Pilot Flirts with Air Traffic Control....driving pet peeves...Gas Station Crashouts: America's Favorite New Spectator Sport...how to save money and still go on vacation....and celebrating high gas prices in song

Today..June is upon us and that means not only wedding season, but Bridezilla season, Date "ick", have you experienced it, How to get back at a "cheating husband", A Doofus who tries to prank his girlfriend with "strange perfume"...and a man explains to women why men malfunction!

Today, Todd from the club tells us about a Man Drives Tesla Cybertruck Into Lake To Test ‘Wade Mode’ and gets arrested; Our Doofus of the day takes the HOA President position a tad too far, Calling in Sick and getting caught, Another thing to NOT use Chat GPT or AI for and a woman who is just sick of dumb people getting free passes to keep being dumb!

Today, Billy Bob Thornton is going viral because of his favorite snack, "What weird food combinations do you enjoy? Lou Safterafew has our Foodie Doofus of the Day, Woman Performs An Ode To Her Hot Dog , Girl Immediately Regrets Telling Her Mother That She Likes Sardines , and what came first, the Rubiks Cube or teh Apple Store?