I'm twenty-five years old... and I don't know how to gape...

 

We're back and on schedule! We told you we wouldn't keep you waiting. Hush now-- mommy and mommy are here. This one's a doozy so hold on tight-- keep it ALL tight if you can manage it!

 

This week, we take some big swings and it's nothing but grand slams babe. First, we pick apart Pitchfork's Top 100 songs of the year and answer all of its unanswerable questions: Who thinks Tinashe is talented? Is Bunny a rider? Who the fuck is Jazmine Sullivan? It's very illuminating.

 

With the little potatoes out of the way, we can get down to beeswax: we chat about the cis straight guy cast on the new season of Drag Race and take the girls to task about why they're crying while sowing-- after all that REAPING they did!! Then, in what is basically an NPR bit, we talk about the TikTok of the twenty-five year old gay guy who "doesn't know how to date." Why are so many gay guys stuck in high school? Is there really no "I" in monogamy? Will the girls EVER find true love?? All is revealed: especially our holes.

 

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