Clicking Balls

In this episode we go through the boring weekend that was round 22 of the AFL season!Collingwood revamp their midfield while giving their stars a spell, with an eye on putting them out to stud.GWS are next in line for the train being run on Carlton. They seem to be the wrong end of an AFL bukkake.Hawks get in the mood for finals thanks to the generous fluffers that are the Lions. We debate whether or not the Hawks should play some payers into form in the VFL next week, being first round of finals.A great win for the Bulldogs against North, an even more impressive win for Footscray against Werribee, we cover both.The Tigers get a messy win over the Bombers, yeah, not much interesting in that game however the Tigers set their hopes on a top 4 spot.Everyone in the top 8 is pretty stoked that Port only just figured out why they're good, and just in time to miss finals.Adelaide give West Coast a demolition down South, still probably missing out on a home final though.Brenton comes up short on...

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mixed up round in regards to meaning this week, we try to make sense of it all. With finals not too far away, it's looking like a real race from the flag, with 5th to 8th all gaining momentum.The Power show everybody that they could have played finals if they wanted to, while Hodgey tries to take a scalp home with him.Tigers have a feast at the MCG, while misunderstood Dustin Martin offers the Collingwood faithful a sign of peace for still being there in the 4th quarter.Are we still calling it the battle of the bridge? That's a crap name, we have to come up with something better for GWS v Swans. However, we don't.Essendon and Gold Coast play a game where the jokes just write themselves.St Kilda almost claim the last big scalp, with their last chance coming this week against Sydney. Also my last chance to get one prediction right. We write off Geelong for the finals too, stick a fork in 'em.Adelaide bent Brisbane over and stuck something entirely different in them.North Melbourne firm their...

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode we explore the weekend that was round 20 of the AFL season. Sydney edge out Collingwood in a gritty match to end their finals hopes. Luckily they came prepared with tissues.Adelaide put the final straw on the back of strongest bloody camel the world has ever known.Norf put a St Kilda performance on St Kilda, but still a chance of missing out on the finals.Port and GWS put on a slick display of skills, we debate if there is a rivalry in the making there.The great rivalry that is Geelong and Hawthorn is officially over. I only just decided that now, so that's not even discussed, but maybe next week. Anyway, Hawthorn smash a flaccid Geelong.Brisbane Lions beat Carlton. So,just with that Lions fans, you gotta be pretty psyched.Josh Bronwyn Bishops his way into a Jeep corporate box for the Richmond v Gold Coast game. Bulldogs fans should be as excited as a dog with two dks in a forest.Were Melbourne more excited than Western Australia over the derby?Probably not, but we try...

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, we come to round 19 of the AFL, a round where things actually got sorted out for a change. No more of this 'the top four is set and 5-14 are playing for finals.' Believe me son the chickens are comin home to roost y'all.Richmond prove that nostalgia is a curse best burnt, as they dish up a Tigers of old performance.Collingwood reveal their young gun recruit, he looks remarkably like Dane Swan without a beard. That's right, Jamie Elliott is back.Spring is nearly here and the Doggies are in heat, layin a good rogering to everything in sight.The Suns win the Coke Coast Cup, proving time and time again that if you want good coke that isn't cut with clenbuterol, you need to head to the Eastern States.We propose that the aging skill of Geelong is only as good as the Coaches strategy (but they still have a red hot chance at a flag, if that coaching is correct).If the key to building a great team is from the midfield out, then we argue the case that the next step is having your assistant coach...

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode we go through the event of the Hungary F1 Grand Prix, as well as delving into the first week of the summer break, which always brings about gossip and development. Gossip is usually bullshit on account of the British media being typically British (they didn't hack anyone's voicemail though), but plenty of development progress gets announced during these times, and the jostling for drivers and sponsors gets into full swing.Rumour has it that Red Bull recovered MH370 and turned its black boxes into barge boards (ooooooohhhhh i know that's fucken harsh, eat a...ummm....phallis)Mercedes prove that the Germans are good at dictating what happens to a race, but not so good when they're amongst it (oooooooh again!)Kimi proves that he can beat the best of them with bits flying off his car, but he does still require an engine guys.Josh lays the steel caps squarely into Nico Rosbergs vagina, and we both give the English press 'what for.'Definitely no mention of cricket on this...

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode we get our boot scooting boots on and dance around the issues of round 18. Is Damien Hardwick the Paul Westhead of the AFL?Brisbane get slapped around like a Mayweather harlot.We consider if Jack Watts has found his true calling as a coach, and if the Dees are over young gun prodigies just as they've found a legit candidate.Sydney sink the boots into a disappointing Crows side, who failed to fire for Tex's 100th. Brenton tries out the Goodes dance on a couple of famous Melbourne D-Floors.Norf have a 10 goal win over Carlton. I'm sure something else happened in that game, but like you I was watching the battle of the Coasts.We have a battle of the coasts.Port have a much needed win with some stars coming good, while we back the Saints for one or two more fan boosting wins before the seasons done.The Bombers get bent over for a doggystle rogering.And GWS and Freo round out our weekend of crepe umpiring decisions.Oh yeah, in case the umpires couldn't quite hear Leon Cameron...

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AFL Round 17 is in the books, and if you thought the umpiring was bad then... well, then you were right but that's beside the point. There is no discussion needed on Hawthorn v Carlton. How exciting that we get to see it again in round 23. Gold Coast lost Gary again, look forward to being unwatchable for the rest of the season. And in this episode, we tell you the ONLY way the AFL can stop fans booing Adam Goodes. Which would be great, because I'm sick of reading about it every second week now.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Round 16 is in the books, with some big injuries to come out of the weekend. We have a look at the fantastic Showdown, and examine why there may have been a lot of confused Western Australian's watching the Sunday game at Etihad.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode we go through all the events (well not all, just the important ones) from the weekends UFC activities. This includes one of THEBESTMAINCARDSEVER!But first we go through the Karate Hotties UFC debut on the Ultimate Fighter card, as well as a quick wrap of the finale and Wonderboys nomination for KO of the year.Then its straight onto the undercard of UFC 189!The money thrown at promoting this event was not wasted or in vain. DELIVERED!Honestly if my blurb is what gets you interested, you obviously didn't watch the main card, go ahead and watch it now. I'll wait.We get a Boston Back Alley Brawl between Pickett and Almeida.Gunnar Nelson puts credence to the Kimi Raikonnen theory, that Scandinavians don't feel. Like, at all.Josh continues his war on nicknames when Jeremy Stephens takes on Dennis Bermudez.Brenton proves he loves his metaphors like a fat kid loves cake.Rory MacDonald and Robbie Lawler give everything at getting cast in the next season of 'The Walking...

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode we go overtime on the events of round 15 of the AFL premiership season.A round where not really a whole lot was sorted out in terms of finals contenders.A tough physical and emotional game at Adelaide Oval, Port's perfect tribute to Phil Walsh.The Tiger's prove again that they can win by playing shit.The Bombers celebrate a win against a cross-eyed Melbourne.The Bulldog's summon lvl 6 Wizadry to counter the Suns lvl 12 Ablett.The Kangas pull out all the tricks to put a whoopin' on Geelong. Jimmy Bartel gets more possessions than Mariah Carey in her next divorce.I don't even know how to approach the Crows game to be honest, they give an emotional effort out West and our thoughts are with everyone across at the Adelaide Football Club.GWS laying their claim to a finals spot and a boost of confidence, but at the cost of another injury.Nat Fyfe could be appearing on Tom Waterhouse and Sportsbet commercials all over the summer.And Sydney play Brisbane.Not one mention of the...

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.