We google a great many things about Seinfeld's The Virgin but we swear it's not boring to listen to.

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We have a lot of laughs talking about this dark Seinfeld episode about the opera, and tease something very special for episode 50.

In this episode, there are five storylines but we just talk pens, paper and panties.

We dive deep into voicemail, Derek calls out attached earlobes, and we only like Smarmy Confident George if he's directing it at a jerk.

Elaine sings with a stranger, George begs, Jerry bargains, and we bask in the glory of Beyond Belief.

Derek reveals a deep, dark secret, and has never been more disgusted with George.

Is The Pitch/The Ticket a good episode? How do you wipe with corn cobs? Can you recover from vomiting on someone?

This episode is a trip, which is neither dark nor funny (Seinfeld's, not ours).

We screwed up so much, here's a full bonus episode of corrections!