George buys a sweater with a red dot. Derek tries on hats. Katy laughs.

Katy takes a sip of Derek's drink off-mic and it nearly ends the podcast. Derek rates the superhunks. The four get into shenanigans.

The butterfly pea tequilas are flowing, and Derek and Katy discuss parties, cough remedies and whether Mr. Long Island got what Jerry paid for.

We say penis 13 times and discuss aliases and Audrey/Aubrey/Marjorie's nose job.

A mysterious woman leaves a saucy message on Jerry's tape recorder, George wears a cowboy hat and Derek takes off a sock.

Derek thinks we should have lost this episode, Katy steals lines and forgets her own, Elaine and George have a caper and Jerry is nice?

The four lose the car. The four find the car. We're calling them the four now.

We talk sexy book recommendations, the rise and fall of the wedgie, and the many many guests stars of this fine episode.

Jerry minds a dog, George and Elaine find that they are friends-in-law, and that's about it.

We hit up The Pines of Mar Gables Phase II, visiting Morty and Helen Seinfeld to talk about pens and abutments.