Derek and Katy talk hoodies, Drag Race, Instagram, and eventually about this episode, which is about what it deserves.

George and Jerry get massages, Derek explains a preference and Katy gets a surprise.

George gets someone fired, Elaine's room is a flea market, Derek knocks out a friend's teeth, and Katy already bought you a bus ticket.

Let's order from the Chinese food restaurant, let's order from the Greek food restaurant, let's order from the Thai food restaurant.

George keeps a shirt and some feelings for too long, and Russian caricatures crash a nighttime baby shower.

Just like popcorn and beer, Jerry and Elaine do not belong together. Warning: This episode mentions sex. *gasp!*

If George wanted ice cream so badly, why did he throw it away? Elaine's tongue gets some attention. Bonus ASMR for the weirdos.

George rage quits, Elaine schemes, Jerry loses money, Kramer washes concrete, Derek discusses underwear and Katy silently searches for a book. TW: Please skip from around 9 minutes to after 10 to avoid discussion of suicide.

Inka dink a bottle of ink, the cork fell out and this episode stinks. Seinfeld's, not ours.

George wears a redding wing to attack women, Jerry doesn't want Elaine cramping his style, and we debate what mousse is for.