George leaves terrible phone messages. We focus on the stuffing chocolate in your bra and hat parts and less on the other parts.

How much was the jacket? Why didn't Jerry try to fix it? Why can't we figure out which way is up or down on the microphone gain?

Jerry offends a nice old lady, plays daytime ball and we show our appreciation for Ginuwine and Evgeni Plushenko. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMIErbpN_ys

Jerry dates George's annoying ex-girlfriend and we rank melons, no pun intended.

Jerry and George get a hot stock tip, a bunch of awkward situations happen, and it wraps up in a tidy 23 minutes.

Jerry tries to break up with a friend, and we plan a fun night out next Wednesday. Or is it this Wednesday?

We barely discuss this dud of an episode, and go on a tangent about roommates, theft, and defunct restaurants.

Video stores, paying by cheque, shoulder pads and mild stalking. Ah, the 90s. Katy and Derek talk about Episode 2 of Seinfeld.

We begin the series for real, discussing the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles". What happened to the dog?

Derek and Katy introduce themselves, talk a bit about why they are doing a Seinfeld podcast, and argue a little!