This used to be a Seinfeld podcast. We discuss incels, optical illusions and Instagram.

Does surviving a shipwreck give you perks for life? Does taking dog medicine make you a dog? Is Elaine still dumb?

Derek says don't eat snow, eat people. Katy thinks cooking makes it less bad. It's an A+ George episode but we barely talk about it.

Rat hat. How many Rs in Strawberry? Kramer disgusts us all, including himself.

Laughs do not equal a good episode. Our song might not be what you'd expect.

Frank sent 16 of his own men to the latrines that night. Katy and Derek debate how many pots one needs. You never need to see the vomit.

The gang's all here, doing things and going places. We talk about mukbangs.

We're a napkin-positive household. George is bad and Katy likes it.

Derek's biggest fear is accidentally ordering lobster at a restaurant. Katy wants to know the distance in time. Elaine isn't in the mirror world.

There was a low rumble, a metallic squink, and a baffling galonk. Katy reconsiders the Bic Round Stic. Derek's nails don't grow like everyone else's.