Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Alayne's got the Eyrie under control, poor Sweetrobin included. Lothar x Mya 5Eva and Sansa x Littlefinger NEVA! Myranda Royce is angling for her next husband and everyone in the Vale is probably already looking forward to next spring's big thawed oxen feast. Join us as we head back down the mountain in another of our favorite chapters. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Alayne II (Sansa III) (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 577

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Arianne's metaphorical guitar smash has got her into prison. Or is it a 5-star spa? In any case our princess learns some home truths from her retconning dad. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - The Princess in the Tower (Arianne II).

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 576

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Devil Wears Donyse, but Cersei's sanity is wearing thin. Our favorite crazy Queen is not a "disciplined thinker", but she would have gotten away with if it wasn't for those meddling kids. Or those dim Kettleblacks. We're all in for Taena '16 and looking forward to that hot Cersburn bath scene in The Winds of Winter. George, pls. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei IX (repost). Originally recorded in 2016.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 575

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Blackfish may be a badass, but if you're maid #4 in the Tully's kitchen, Edmure is the Lord you want. It's time to go beyond the trebuchet and launch ourselves into a discussion of how Jaime's here to clean up Tywin's mess. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime VI (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 574

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to the Inn of the Lord of the Flies. Brienne is a goddamn hero. Hyle may be a dog, but he's an honest dog. Where's our Son of Nedbert fic? We need something to take our minds off of this heartwrenching chapter. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne VII (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 573

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Never wake a sleeping Maggy. It's valonqar this and younger, more beautiful, that, as we go all in on that &%#^ prophecy. Cersei finds her Brienne. Feel the Cersburn! A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei VIII (repost). Originally recorded in 2016.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 572

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We've come to that climatic moment in the series where we conclude that fat is not a bad thing, but that Sam is bad at the morning after and George is bad at sex scenes. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Samwell IV.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 571

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. While GRRM can't seem to decide if there's magic in the world or no magic, we wonder if Arya is in there somewhere as she sees murals of Braavosi go go dancers and plays two truths and a lie. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cat of the Canals (Arya III).

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 570

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Daven is here for the ride with his hockey beard. Genna has everybody's number. And Papa Tywin made some really questionable deals. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne IV (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 569

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Behold the dogs of war! We contemplate a 19-year-old Jaime, while Cersei contemplates the Arbor wine supply and not-so-fondly recalls nameday sex with Robert. Myrish Swamp? Sounds like you need a shower. And what the heck is Qyburn doing down in the dungeon? Human centipede anyone? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei VII (repost). Originally recorded in 2016.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 568