Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tune in for hipster date night with Hyle Hunt where he gives the Stinking Goose a really bad Yelp review. You may not like him, but Hyle makes LoT laugh so he’s won her over. Special shoutout to Septon Meribald’s giant feet (wink wink). And Podrick Payne remains our special cinnamon roll. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne V (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 561

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's another rough day at the office for Cersei: bill collectors to the right and laundry accidents to the left. Chicky needs to keep her bitch in line. The North Remembers, but sadly, Cersei has forgotten all she never learned at her father's knee. Join us for for bathtub memories, Kettleblacks galore, the first Ser Pounce sighting, and the proposed prohibition of beets. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei V (repost). Originally recorded in 2016.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 560

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're calling this a siege even if Petyr isn't. Why aren't there any chickens in the Eyrie? And why is Petyr so gross? No one wants to see Littlefinger die more than we do. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Alayne I (Sansa II).

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 559

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The House of Black and White is a cult and you cannot tell us otherwise. Drink if the Kindly Man asks Arya who she is. Chug if he says "you lie." A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Arya II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 558

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. When everything that can go wrong, does and it’s because Arianne’s cohort seems to be straight out of a lethal version of Scooby Doo. No strategy, just vibes and snacks for the road. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - The Queenmaker (Arianne I).

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 557

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Brienne is smarter than anyone thinks. What is going on with the Squishers anyway? George’s sour grapes about that Hugo loss mean Brienne beat the crap out of Harry Potter. Did Brienne accidentally make a weirwood sacrifice? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne IV (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Come on down for the Iron Islands Kingsmoot which is a combo religious revival meeting/political convention where every Greyjoy nuncle is crazier than the last and the pirate lifestyle ages you terribly. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - The Drowned Man (Aeron II).

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 555

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What is worse than a car show? One with your incestuous uncles, only the cars are boats. Randyll Tarly should get Harrenhal next. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - The Iron Captain (Victarion I).

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 554

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Podcasting direct from the Sapphire Isle, we've got empty bladders, full cups and all of your questions in this special first EVER in-person Drunkcast Q&A episode. Hey, it only took us ten years to make this happen. A Song of Ice and Fire. In-person Drunkcast Q&A.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 553

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We’re all gonna need some wine to get through this committee meeting. Qyburn is the under-appreciated Westerosi Martha Stewart. Lots of heads floating around. Cersei sings "If They Could See Me Now". And LoT gives Ash a Jumbotron proposal she can’t refuse. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei IV. Originally recorded in 2016.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 552