Spoilers, profanity. Dunk is both a lunk and a hunk, but also the 5-star recruit every Lord should be dreaming of, except Daeron. He's got his own stuff to deal with. The Ashford tourney is like the Olympics, and Dunk's got the sob story worthy of a gold medal. Join as as we dive back into Dunk and Egg and their excellent adventures across Westeros in anticipation of HBO's upcoming series A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. AKotS. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms - The Hedge Knight - Part I (re-reread).

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 611

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We barely got to know all the guys in Quentyn Martell's merry band and now we have to relearn everybody's name? It's hard not to get angry on Quentyn's behalf as we wonder what all of this agony is for as Astapor haunts our boy. Doran's revenge fantasy can't be worth this. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - The Windblown.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 610

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We hop in Jon Connington's head after Tyrion's "escape." The Golden Company isn't what it used to be. Okay, but what would Joe Westerosi think? JonCon meets the theatre kid barge in the bad part of town. The weird things is we think these guys are gonna win for a while. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - The Lost Lord.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 609

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. None of us want the Green Grace as a dinner guest, even if she has some potentially good advice. Dany wants to marry Daario but she's talking prenups with Hizdahr instead. Maybe a long distance relationship would be best. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Daenerys IV.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 608

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon's communication style has created a rancid corporate culture at the Night's Watch. Angry weirwood CCTV seems like a good idea. Bowen Marsh's performance review is just twenty minutes of us asking him why he's so bad at seeing the bigger picture. Apple or onion? You be the judge. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Jon V.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 606

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon is a broken man, but he’s trying to come out. Every time we think Ramsay can't get any worse, he says "hold my beer." Is Roose a vampire? Comma says no. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Reek II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 605

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. George is at his most heavy handed when he tells us this place is called the Sorrows, but he really does set a mood. Tyrion is homesick for Jaime and we’re as sad about it as he is. This is the worst Pirates of the Caribbean ride ever, and none of us buy that it ends with Tyrion dying. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Tyrion V.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 604

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're all lined up for dinner at White Harbor's very own Red Lobster (we hear the biscuits are great). Does Davos wear a WWSD bracelet? Wylla Manderly is the best, but the entire Merman Court deserves an Oscar. Can anyone give us the Bullet Points of Fire & Blood? #NotAllJareds Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Davos III (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 603

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Hoarfrost doesn’t sound tasty, and neither does running out of rations. We’re hyper-focused on Rattleshirt’s new bling. Jon and Stannis: our favorite comedy duo. We want to send Jon to management school, and so does Bowen Marsh. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Jon IV.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 602