Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The House of Black and White is a cult and you cannot tell us otherwise. Drink if the Kindly Man asks Arya who she is. Chug if he says "you lie." A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Arya II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 558

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. When everything that can go wrong, does and it’s because Arianne’s cohort seems to be straight out of a lethal version of Scooby Doo. No strategy, just vibes and snacks for the road. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - The Queenmaker (Arianne I).

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 557

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Brienne is smarter than anyone thinks. What is going on with the Squishers anyway? George’s sour grapes about that Hugo loss mean Brienne beat the crap out of Harry Potter. Did Brienne accidentally make a weirwood sacrifice? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne IV (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Come on down for the Iron Islands Kingsmoot which is a combo religious revival meeting/political convention where every Greyjoy nuncle is crazier than the last and the pirate lifestyle ages you terribly. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - The Drowned Man (Aeron II).

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 555

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What is worse than a car show? One with your incestuous uncles, only the cars are boats. Randyll Tarly should get Harrenhal next. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - The Iron Captain (Victarion I).

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 554

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Podcasting direct from the Sapphire Isle, we've got empty bladders, full cups and all of your questions in this special first EVER in-person Drunkcast Q&A episode. Hey, it only took us ten years to make this happen. A Song of Ice and Fire. In-person Drunkcast Q&A.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 553

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We’re all gonna need some wine to get through this committee meeting. Qyburn is the under-appreciated Westerosi Martha Stewart. Lots of heads floating around. Cersei sings "If They Could See Me Now". And LoT gives Ash a Jumbotron proposal she can’t refuse. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei IV. Originally recorded in 2016.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 552

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. There's kittens for everyone in King Tommen's land. Kevan and Loras get some great one-liners, but Jaime's quips are wasted on the likes of Lancel. Cersei's at her wine-throwing worst, and Jaime's having none of it. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime II. Originally recorded in 2019.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 551

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're already very warmed up for our cold open, so enjoy the extra intro as we once again drunkenly podcast from "Tarth." We learn that all of our literary comprehension, foreshadowing and wild speculation will never compare to the accuracy of the Star Trek Tarot cards. It's the Drunkcast Prediction Episode! A Song of Ice and Fire. In-person Drunkcast - Predictions.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 550

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Gilly has our heartstrings as she and Sam are on the cruise from hell. We would have figured out a way to smuggle two babies out. Meanwhile we’re all getting old. The Eyrie might be a good place for a weekend but we wouldn’t want to live there. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Samwell II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 549