Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Are we crazy, or was the Hound trying to join the BwB? Beric continues to be awesome. Arya loses another friend. And GRRM's writing is seriously rocking. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya VII.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 489

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How many podcasters does it take to pronounce Jalabhar Xho correctly? Come for the Dornish jokes, but stay for the introduction of Oberyn Martell, who lives up to the hype, somehow. Is Oberyn too sexy for his shirt? Is Willas the founder of the Westerosi thoroughbred? Is it really that hard to administer the new King's Landing whore tax? We answer these questions and more. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion V (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 488

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime Lannister defense squad reporting for duty! Jaime's half a god and half of corpse, but there's nothing wrong with his eyesight where naked Brienne is concerned. It's time to share some secrets in the Harrenhal bathhouse! A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Jaime V (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 487

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Davos is out of prison. Did Stannis even know he was in there??? Stannis is drained...in so many ways. Davos becomes Hand and offers Stannis his tongue—more on that at eleven. Kill Bill sirens go off when Melisandre enters but Davos is just “happy” to be here. Burning leeches in lieu of burning children feels like the better choice. Reluctant Stannis fans unite under George’s “honorable POV endorses bad person” permission structure. Stavos is our favorite Davos ship! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Davos IV.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 486

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion wants Sansa (gross). Hoster’s dead, y’all. Tully funerals are kind of like ours except no one is bringing the equivalent of a three-bean salad. Edmure looses his shaft, but can’t finish. And Lame Lothar Frey and Walder Rivers are really expert at good cop/bad cop. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Catelyn IV (repost). Originally recorded in 2017.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 485

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Take a trip down the zombie cave where Arya's prayers almost get answered when Sandor faces trial by combat. We don’t want to be Sandor apologists but, ok, he didn't kill all those people. Is there a literal lance hole through Beric Dondarrion? The Brotherhood Without Banners are very blasé about their leader getting cut in half. Oh well, he'll be back. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya VI.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 484

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sam’s living in a Craster powder keg, but somehow Grenn is shirtless so it’s not all bad news. Sam's imposter syndrome gets the better of him again, but he’s not the only one who doesn’t know what they’re doing. Jeor Mormont, how long have you been Lord Commander? Everyone wants a piece of Bannen. Pets taste sad. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Samwell II.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 483

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion wants Sansa (gross). Symon Silver Tongue just wants to be a star. We just want to share our newest conspiracy theory. Also..remember back in 2015 when GRRM thought he was done with Winds? Good times. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion IV (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 482

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Things get hella dark. Brienne is Jaime's binky. These two fools know how to save each other and it kind of breaks our hearts. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Jaime IV (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 481

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In a chapter that could have been an email, The Wall fights back. We wonder who really has the Horn of Joramun, but more importantly, does anyone have any Jarlsberg cheese? Finally, we think we have a better idea for the Amazon position. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon IV.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 480