Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to only the third worst wedding in ASoS! Misery loves company - and so does Cersei. Sansa still wants Willas, the puppies, and the barge. We just want GRRM to get his timelines straight and quit with the inaccurate nipple references. Let's shut the door and go there as Sansa's personal nightmare continues. #NotAllOccasionalGents Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa III. Originally recorded in 2018.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 478

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's Dany's finest hour, and even Chicky and Comma are stans? She may have crossed the Trident, but who's thinking about the poor guys who have to move Dany's loot back and forth? And guys, we're so tired of prophecies that will never be fulfilled. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Daenerys III.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 477

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bow chicka wow wow. Before things get hot and heavy, Jon has to send Ghost back and has to do some fast talking to stay alive but not give up the Watch. Is it pronounced Yarl, Jarl, or Bob? Evidently men North of the Wall don’t go South of the Wall. Do Jon and Ygritte stay in Gendel’s cave forever or do they have too much skin in the game not to pull out? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon III.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 476

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In this episode, we discuss the complex relationship of Melisandre and Davos, two characters who don’t have the same journey to Stannis standom, but are in it together. Davos has a TripAdvisor review of the Dragonstone dungeon and it’s not all bad. Alester Florent is not equipped for prison, not even in a two-star facility. George has a quest for our Devan, but he is reluctant to accept it. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Davos III.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 475

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. When you’re on the road, there’s nothing better than some blood sausages and granola to lift your spirits. It’s story time for Bran, Jojen, Hodor and Meera and we learn The Story of the Laughing Knight. And yes, we absolutely needed the wiki to get all the allusions. We think we know who everyone is, but fandom will make a theory out of everything. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Bran II.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 474

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're angry on Dany's behalf in what is probably the grossest chapter in ASoIaF. Do better. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Daenerys II.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 473

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We go deep on Robin Hood in one of Arya's last happy chapters. Thoros is a cool youth pastor. Lady Smallwood is a delight. And why no five-year gap, George? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya IV.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 472

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime wants to touch Brienne a lot. Goodbye Cleos Frey, we barely knew ye. Eon needs to find a new mani/pedi nail place. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Jaime III (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 471

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. If you were wondering if Lord Karstark could be more of a jerk, the answer is a resounding yes, as his act of pointless vengeance puts Robb in an impossible position. Between the nakedness of Willem Lannister and Tion Frey’s bodies and Jeyne being way too comfortable talking to her new mother-in-law about all the sex she’s having with Robb, it’s an icky chapter. But at least she’s got wide hips. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Catelyn III (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 470

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Littlefinger Dice Clay has got the jokes, but can he survive a double karate chop to his groin region? Everyone wonders if Joffrey’s wedding will have an open bar. Also, is everyone poisoning everyone? Maybe. At least everyone knows they could do worse than Willas Tyrell. But seriously, where in the world is Tyrek Lannister? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion III (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 469