Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast episodes

March 07, 2023 468: ASoS Samwell I
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. While Sam may be slaying Others, Lord Commander Mormont is slaying us with his hot competency. While this epic chapter could stand alone, we sure hope someday we'll get the rest of the story. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Samwell I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 468
26 min
February 28, 2023 467: ASoS Arya III
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Arya knows they’re going the wrong way but Gendry assumes the BWB know a Riverrun shortcut. Hot Pie was not made for life on the run, but he will handle all your breadbaking needs. Tom of Sevenstreams gets in a subtle dig at Jaime, but is this just a sign that George is too excessive with his Easter Eggs? Arya would have gotten away if Harwin didn’t have horse super powers. We reluctantly explore Richard Lonmouth/Lem Lemoncloak theories but all we really know is that ASoIaF is a rich unfinished tapestry that’s slowly unraveling. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya III.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 467
24 min
February 21, 2023 466: ASoS Sansa II (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cersei is why Sansa can’t have nice things. Sansa’s getting all the cloaks. We figured out why Winds is so long in coming (and it’s not what you might think). Stop asking GRRM about discrepancies in the books. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa II (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 466
30 min
February 14, 2023 465: ASoS Jon II
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Chicky commits a “meaty” chapter faux pas, but Jon really does have it bad for Ms. Kissed By Fire. George really wants us to know the Giants aren’t human, and reminds us why we always hate (but memory hole) Harma Dogshead. Tormund’s backstory is a little much, but at least it’s entertaining. Ygritte saves Jon more than once, and we wish we had her POV. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 465
28 min
February 07, 2023 464: ASoS Catelyn II (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Catelyn’s joy at being reunited with Robb fades when she realizes her baby isn’t a virgin anymore. Everyone hates Edmure—the inevitable result of being the youngest sibling? Is Sybell Spicer the shadow Cat of the Westerlings? Also, Stark magical sperm. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords – Catelyn II (repost). Originally recorded in 2017.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 464
53 min
January 31, 2023 463: ASoS Arya II
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Arya, Gendry, and Hot Pie meet the merry band from Robin Hood Men in Tights. George gave up on names and just started using placeholders like Husband and Boy. Hot Pie goes full Paul Hollywood in his bread critique. And Arya finally, briefly, gets to let go. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Arya II.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 463
19 min
January 24, 2023 462: ASoS Tyrion II (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What is the process for becoming a Kingsguard? Do they ask them “If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?” Does Varys have back problems? Can Tyrion get any more disgusting? Is Shae dying to go the wedding of the century? How does Tyrion function without nose hair? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion II (repost). Originally recorded in July 2018.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 462
37 min
January 17, 2023 461: ASoS Jaime II (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime fires off some classic quips, but the real surprise is that Brienne has a sense of humor too. Our favorite couple-to-be continues to bicker their way over the hills and through the woods of the Riverlands. Jaime tries to give a little bit, but Brienne isn't having any of it...yet. We're reminded again that GRRM gives these characters life, while the show just gave us tits and windows. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime II (repost). Originally recorded in June 2019

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 461
56 min
January 10, 2023 460: ASoS Davos II
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Davos looks like hell, but wants to blame Mel. Lyseni pirates are the best, especially that gem Salladhor Saan. Melisandre loves a good burning, but did she actually just save Davos's hide? A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Davos II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 460
28 min
January 03, 2023 459: ASoS Bran I
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Summer is a good boy, if a bit food motivated. Meera continues to be low key awesome. Bran, like most 9-year olds, can't make a choice without a few tears. And, do we want to be safe, or do we want to fly? A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Bran I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 459
19 min