Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast episodes

August 24, 2021 388: ACoK Theon I
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Could a multi-cliff island castle like Pyke actually exist? Saltwater is corrosive and we’re worried about the amount of potatoes that might go to waste during grocery runs. The cliffs would come in handy if you need to yeet a lover like Theon, though. Like the cliffs, Theon’s "my real family would love me more" belief system crumbles when he gets home. Damphair’s got no “eff” sounds in his name and he’s not a party boy anymore. We think the stolen clothes might be part of why everyone and every thing sucks here. Theon would be dead within a week of managing a McDonald’s. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Theon I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 388
27 min
August 17, 2021 387: ACoK Davos I
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everyone asks “Who is Azor Ahai?” But no one asks “How is Azor Ahai?” Whoever it is, it’s not Stannis who needs way better PR. Sometimes your kids drive you to drink. And, finally, who is the most likable ASoIaF character, and why is it Davos? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Davos I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 387
25 min
August 10, 2021 386: ACoK Arya III
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We hit yet another “this coulda been an email” asoiaf chapter. Turns out wolves are scary, even if you had a pet direwolf. And Yoren is very good at his job, but we all mess up sometimes. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya III.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 386
16 min
August 03, 2021 385: ACoK Tyrion II (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion's new cook sounds like a contender on the Westeros version of Top Chef. Janos Slynt can't keep his mouth shut, but still doesn't know when he should start spilling secrets. Varys and Tyrion start their bromance, Bronn reveals his true colors, and we long for an appearance by Ser Myxallyt in The Winds of Winter. George pls. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion II. Encore of Episode 194 - originally recorded in 2017.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 385
48 min
July 27, 2021 384: ACoK Catelyn I (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cleos Frey is too honorable for his own good. Cat is darn lucky she didn't take a road trip to Pyke with Theon. Someone needs to tell both Lord Karstark and Edmure to put on their big boy breeches. We discuss the true meaning of comets, the really bad timing of King Harren and treaties that no one is ever gonna sign (sorry Stark girls). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn I. Encore of Episode 150 - originally recorded in 2017.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 384
37 min
July 20, 2021 383: ACoK Jon I
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. As the Night’s Watch prepares for the great ranging, Sam is in research heaven. Join us as we speculate as to if Mormont is pulling a James T. Kirk, wonder why we’re getting a rando Targ history lesson, and wonder if Qyburn could have created the perfect Baratheon king. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Jon I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 383
28 min
July 13, 2021 382: ACoK Arya II
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In this episode, we ask the important questions like how desperate is the Night’s Watch that they will take Biter as a recruit, what did Yoren know and when did he know it, and why was Jaqen H’gar on his way to the Wall? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya II.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 382
25 min
July 06, 2021 381: ACoK Bran I
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bran’s dealing with new houseguests, a feral little brother, and a babysitter who is 100% wrong all the time. Maybe the direwolves are the better option so who can blame him for singing the song of their people. Also, we’re never getting Winds and we know it. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Bran I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 381
35 min
June 29, 2021 380: ACoK Tyrion I (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Get out your fresh rat kebobs and join Tyrion, Bronn and the boys as they ride in to King's Landing. Tyrbert might be our latest ship, although given Cersei & Tyrion's chemistry, is anyone up for a JCT OT3? Is Varys playing the long game with Barristan Selmy, or is he just trying to annoy us with riddles? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion I. Encore of Episode 193 - originally recorded in 2017.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 380
37 min
June 22, 2021 379: ACoK Sansa I
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is the comet a sign of existential dread or something more meaningful like Dany’s dragons? Sandor deflects Joffrey’s “eye of Sauron.” The royal family needs better PR which arrives in the person of “funcle” Tyrion. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Sansa I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 379
33 min