Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Arya has pandemic hair when we meet “ball-kicking-to-death” Hot Pie. Join us as we torture ourselves by wondering if this chapter is a remnant of a love triangle best forgotten?  A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 378

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.We and Maester Cressen learn that Dragonstone is not a castle to grow old in especially when the crew does a scene from Mean Girls while Patchface being creepy as hell.  A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Prologue

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 377

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We close the book on A Game of Thrones. What did we like more this reread? What (other than Dany) made us cringe? And what are we looking forward to as we start A Clash of Kings? A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones -Wrap Up and Retrospective. 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 376

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The night comes alive with the music of dragons, but we get all riled up by where GRRM puts the cinnamon. If we look back, we are lost, but join us anyway as we reminisce about family funerals, our early love for Dany, and the 80s miniseries V. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Daenerys X. Encore of Episode 248 - originally recorded in 2018.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 375

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cat learns you can go home again, but when you do it'll probably suck - much like young Petyr Baelish. The Northern lords and the Riverlands hold a war council in which Stevron Frey might actually make the most sense (we know!). Robb is declared the King in the North and we're sure it's all good times and glory from here on out. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn XI. Encore of Episode 148 - originally recorded in 2017.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 374

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon flees Castle Black, riding with his heart rather than his head. Don't we all wish he had direwolves to save us from our bad decisions? And speaking of Ghost, how would he and Jon fare against seven brothers of the Night's Watch? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Jon IX.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 373

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In this chapter, things have gone South for the Lannister Army. Tywin knows what a vicious thug he has in the Mountain even if he’s all, “he’s just one of my employees. What do you want?” We learn that men in full plate armor do not float (take that, show!) and that game recognizes game. Also we consult the dictionary. No, really. We do. And lastly, no woman wants to be woken up with a boob squeeze. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion IX. Encore of Episode 191 - originally recorded in 2017.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 372

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Mirri Maz Duur kills baby Hitler and we are totally cheering her on. Did Dany really give birth to a lizard bat worm baby, or is Mirri just messing with her? Dany probably should have shopped around before she paid Mirri's price, amiright? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Daenerys IX.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 371

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sansa is just an 11-year old girl, everyone! Joffrey, on the other hand, is a 13-year old POS. Speaking of POS, what about that Kingsguard (sans Sandor)? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Sansa VI.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 370

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Luwin is the Scully to Bran's Mulder. We cringe at the beginning of Bran's Hodor abuse. Is Rickon a future Varamyr? And seriously, shouldn't everyone be more concerned about these kids? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Bran VII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 369