Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's the return of Larry as the joy of Jaime and Brienne's consummation turns into ashes in our mouths by the end of the episode. We feel as bad as Ghost looks. We have some ideas for "I've never" questions, and hope that Jaime can math gestation enough to not have to wonder who's the daddy. In the midst of all of our rage, we would, however, like to point out one thing: Varys is not a merman. Confirmed. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x04. "The Last of the Starks".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 268

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What bearded man is getting stabbed now? We're adding more to our ever-growing "would've been cool" list. Are we the Charlie Brown to D&D's Lucy? If you spend millions of dollars and 55 nights filming a TV show, but no one can see it, did it really happen? Next week, how about you open all the windows and come here. Game Of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x03 "The Long Night".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 267

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Guys, the crypts are totally safe. Cruise ships to Essos would be a pretty lucrative business venture right now. Ghost gets Photoshopped into the show and Arya gets hers, to mixed reviews. Give Alfie Allen all the awards now please. We are drunk on sunlight as we witness the wedding, I mean knighting of Brienne of Tarth. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x02 "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 266

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cersei wants to know where her elephants are. We just want to know who has our 5-year anniversary wood. Bronn's gonna Bronn, Bran's gonna Bran (this year with 10% more humanity!), but we're still waiting for Brienne to...Brienne? Sansa and Sam are the episode MVPs, but don't get too attached to poor little Ned Umber. The dead may be coming, but so is Jaime Lannister, and that's what gives us life. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x01 "Winterfell".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 265

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Put on your tinfoil hats and buckle up as we delve into some questionable spoilers for season 8 of Game of Thrones. Who will take the throne? Who lives? Who dies? Has GoT made us all numb to incest? Hey Google. How does one kill an un-dead dragon? Game of Thrones. A Song Of Ice and Fire.

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon Greyjoy, you were a nice boy, until you had those two kids barbequed. Theon's biggest mistakes could fill a book - or even a series of books, but why do we feel for him anyway? Game of Thrones. A Song Of Ice and Fire. Theon Greyjoy.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 263

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We loved Bran from the start, but we're kind of terrified of him in the future. Does he just need a good old fashioned Catholic-nun style stick to the knuckles to keep him in line? As Korg would say, Winterfell can be rebuilt, but will Bran ever make it home or will he help close the door on the series as a tree? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Bran Stark.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 262

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Listen to us fawn all over our favorite Onion Knight as we talk about his meteoric rise from smallest of the smallfolk to Hand of the King. Should Davos have made his move against Mel sooner? Is he the best adapted character in Game of Thrones? Did he break the Siege of Storm’s End for honor and glory, or for cash? And why is he so devoted to a guy who chopped off his fingers? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Davos Seaworth.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 261

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us for an in depth discussion of our favorite baker and some of the other smallfolk of Westeros. We tackle all of the most important Hot Pie questions. Is Hot Pie the smartest character in the series? Should we subscribe to the Azor Hot Pie theory? And, more importantly, how would Hot Pie fare in the Great British Bakeoff? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Hot Pie & The Small Folk.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 260

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What's your favorite Gendry moment and why is it only what LoT says? Is Gendry busy doing the deed with Jeyne Heddle, or does he need Davos to explain that the facts of life don't include leeches? We delve into Westeros' other, handsome, righteous bastard in our latest character episode. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Gendry.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 259