Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The night comes alive with the music of dragons, but we get all riled up by where GRRM puts the cinnamon. If we look back, we are lost, but join us anyway as we reminisce about family funerals, our early love for Dany, and the 80s miniseries V. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Daenerys X.

 Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 248

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Melisandre isn't the most detail-oriented of Red Priestesses, but she does know how to spin some Yanny vs. Laurel-style magic. Are fingerbones necklaces a thing in Westeros? And, we are resisting those Winds "spoilers" in the GoT scripts with every fiber of our beings. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Melisandre I. 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 247

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How much PTO does the Kingsguard get? Jaime and Cersei couldn't find a better place to do it than in a rat-infested tower? Is Bran the future Robert Smith of the trees? Join us all in a little 10cc as we contemplate the things we do for love. Game of Thrones.A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Bran II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 246

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're all lined up for dinner at White Harbor's very own Red Lobster (we hear the biscuits are great). Does Davos wear a WWSD bracelet? Wylla Manderly is the best, but the entire Merman Court deserves an Oscar. Can anyone give us the Bullet Points of Fire & Blood? #NotAllJareds Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Davos III.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 245

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome back, Jaime Lannister. Your banter with Tyrion is awesome, even when you're breaking each other's hearts. Tyrion and Varys hold hands through the creepiest date night ever. Shae pets the wrong cat and Tywin gets what's coming to him as we finally close the door on Tyrion's chapters. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion XI.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 244

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is Tywin a dad of his word? We’re not so sure. We are pretty sure he’s being poisoned, though. Tyrion’s putting all his faith in the Red Viper, and we wonder why Tywin didn’t see that coming. Join us for Inigo Montoya vs. The Mountain, a trial by combat for the ages, but not for the faint of heart. Just remember that snakes have no hands, but they do have eyes and teeth--or at least they used to. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion X.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 243

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time to get your PEEEETYR on, as Littlefinger moves from his Tiny House in the Fingers to a deluxe apartment in the sky. Will Sansa move from pawn to player? Could GRRM possibly have more SanSan foreshadowing in this chapter? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa VI

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 242

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's the trial of the young century and with Cersei McBeal in charge, things don't look good for Tyrion. We get another sweet, fleeting taste of the sexy Oberyn Martell, but inquiring minds want to know - did Oberyn get a taste of Cersei? GRRM is the Jaime and Brienne fanfic author of our dreams and we want more. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion IX

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 241

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sansa turns from porcelain, to ivory, to steel, but finds herself fleeing from one terrible situation to another. Littlefinger's plots make almost as much sense as his ways of wooing women. We mourn the lack of SanSan in the show, and wonder if Sansa will ever get to actually kiss a half decent man. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa V.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 239