Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What is the process for becoming a Kingsguard? Do they ask them “If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?” Does Varys have back problems? Can Tyrion get any more disgusting? Is Shae dying to go the wedding of the century? How does Tyrion function without nose hair? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 228

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Olenna has her "Sure, Jan" moment. Did Mace wait for his mom to be playing bridge before working with Littlefinger to arrange the marriage for Margaery? Butterbumps has some serious game and may have edged Cheese Boy out of his place in Guile's heart. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Sansa I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 227

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We hate Tyrion a little less than before. Is this a temporary respite? Tyrek Lannister, dead or alive? We get out the Reynolds Wrap as we speculate on his status. The Tyrells got game. Tywin Lannister: father of the year. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS - Tyrion I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 226

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Hyle is the George Bailey of Westeros, but more importantly, is he hot? We discuss the perfect Hyle fancasts (NCW or Judd Nelson?) and debate if Hyle just a dudebro, or if he's Brienne's last chance at the good life. We're not sure of that, but we are sure that we better get some snarky Hyle/Jaime interactions in Winds. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Special Episode - Hyle Hunt.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 224

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Who misplaced Jaime's face? It's 10:00 am in Belfast City Airport - do you know where Gwendoline Christie is? Filming spoilers are as rare as the beef in the steak & seafood joint frequented by Nikolaj, Liam and Pilou, but we soldier on to bring you the best sleuthing no money can buy. Come for the speculation, but stay for the hot new goth band, The Trebuchet Babies. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview 3.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 223

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. GRRM doesn't know snow (or animal husbandry). Does anybody really know the best cut of man meat? Asha has the best bachelorette contestants and inquiring minds want to know - Stannis Baratheon: kinging it or winging it? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - The Sacrifice. ADwD: Asha III.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 222

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Asha and company are on the highway to hell (or the slow march to Winterfell). The northerners just want to bathe in Bolton blood, while Asha just wants to get warm, Justin Massey just wants to get with Asha, and Stannis just wants everyone to STFU about Robert. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ADwD The King's Prize

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 221

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Asha and company are on the highway to hell (or the slow march to Winterfell). The northerners just want to bathe in Bolton blood, while Asha just wants to get warm, Justin Massey just wants to get with Asha, and Stannis just wants everyone to STFU about Robert. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ADwD The King's Prize

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 221

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We read GRRM's "best" love scene and we're unimpressed (except with Qarl). Are zee Glovers zee secret Frenchmen of Westeros? Are the Ironborn (Asha excluded) the Honey Boo Boos of Westeros? Is any character man enough for Hagen's Daughter? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ADwD The Wayward Bride.