Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cat learns you can go home again, but when you do it'll probably suck - much like young Petyr Baelish. The Northern lords and the Riverlands hold a war council in which Stevron Frey might actually make the most sense (we know!). Robb is declared the King in the North and we're sure it's all good times and glory from here on out. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn XI.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 148

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How well do you know your Frey cousins? As well as the Blackfish obviously knows Jaime? Speaking of the Kingslayer, after his performance in the Whispering Wood should we start calling him the Terminator instead? Dragon high fives for everyone! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn X

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 147

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. House Doore’s adventures continue. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. House Doore - RPG Episode 9.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 146

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. House Doore messes around in the lab and there are dire consequences. Sand gets EVERYWHERE. Lady Splice is not having any clowning around.  You know what they say... 'you just can't go home again'.  Some jerk makes a creepy return. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. House Doore - RPG Episode 8. 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 145

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. They may be literal river trolls, but we love the Freys now? We do, because Walder is your favorite someone-else's-relative. Are the Duggars modern Freys, or is it the other way around? And, the only place Lysa Arryn wants Robin fostered is on her boob. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn IX. Chapter summaries from towerofthehand.com were included in this episode.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 144

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Are the Manderlys really just wielding fancy pitchforks? Is tuna really the chicken of the sea? We meet the Supreme Creepster himself: Roose Bolton while Cat & Robb make all sorts of plans that we're sure are going to work just fine. Nothing to worry about here, kids. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn VIII

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode143

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Let’s get ready to RUMBLE! It’s Ser Vardis vs. Bronn in a duel to the death. Cat is filled with regret, while Lysa is filling her face with blackberry kebabs. There’s nary a Moon Door in sight, but that won’t stop us from mulling Targaryen runs or Petyr’s peter. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn VII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion works his charm so hard even Cat is falling for it. The Blackfish names himself. Comma names Pervy Peter. No one knows how to name a teenaged chicken. Cat gets a little snobby about bastards. The climb is a little rocky, but when all else fails, titty. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn VI.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 141

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. By what right does the trout judge the lion? We meet Masha Masha Masha, Marillion, stealth Bronn, and some of those damn Freys for the very first time. The Riverlands is thirsty for gossip. Cat's thirsty for revenge. And we're happy to drink it all in. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn V

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 140

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We come to the startling conclusion that ASoIaF is basically a very, very, very dark John Hughes movie with Littlefinger in the evil Ducky role. What does Varys know and when does know it? Who gets the props for the total media blackout of the Tower of Joy? Inquiring minds want to know what Petyr's youthful letter to Cat said. And we all want to know if GRRM is busy perusing recipe cards as he struggles to finish Winds. Join us in a moment of silence for Ser Rodrik's beard hair as we head to King's Landing for the very first time. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and FIre. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn IV

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 139