Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us as we ask ourselves why DO we read this series? We discuss why people hate Catelyn (she’s willing to go full Cersei on the direwolves) and why people love her (she is so badass), how GRRM packs this chapter full of irony for the re-reader, and just who Robb and Sansa should have been promised to. Also, would Stranger Things have distracted Littlefinger from his nefarious plans? And even though we all already know this, we get more confirmation that Jaime loves Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn III.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 138

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tune in as Cat and Ned make the hottest room in Winterfell even hotter. He may let it all hang out, but Ned’s not a planner, you guys. Lysa likes the Littlefinger, but does he speak her secret language? And it turns out Jon’s a huge downer even when he’s not in the room. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn II.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 137

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In Winterfell's godswood, Cat sees the Old Gods everywhere, while her husband sees a chance to get his Nedbert on. Join us as we go back to the start. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 136

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Spoilers and foilers galore! We try to separate the treasure from the trash. Do Jon & Dany get frequent flyer miles on Dragon Air? Is Cersei pulling a telenovela-inspired fast one on the unwitting Larry? Will Davos make a rowing-related dad joke? Is the orgasm wall really going to be a thing? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #2.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 135

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Clowns are coming! What do the latest seasons of Game of Thrones reveal (or not reveal) about Winds of Winter? Are bald man just secret Targaryens? Anyone want to donate to our Kickstarter campaign to send Kathy Bates to George's door so we can actually read this book someday? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Winds of Winter Speculation - Part II

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 134

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dunk the Lunk and Brienne the Beauty have more in common than just some DNA. Join us as we compare and contrast the similarities and differences between our favorite true knights, their squires, and their love interests. Is Bloodraven a closet JB shipper? Is Dunk a future deadbeat dad? Is a comet going to wipe out everyone in the end (really!)? Ser Duncan the Tall. Brienne of Tarth. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Dunk & Brienne.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 133

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dunk & Egg blunder their way into spoiling a rebellion. Maynard Plumm (if that's his REAL name) explains it all. Dunk has no choice but to be a hero, and Bloodraven thinks it's about time someone gave Egg a clout to the head. Is bathing in blood just Westerosi botox? We don't know the answer to that, but we do know that we're sad to say goodbye to these lovely stories. Ser Duncan the Tall. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Mystery Knight - Part 3.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 132

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. John the Fiddler dreams of Dunk. And Dunk's junk. Dunk needs to get in the concussion protocol, Ser Glendon needs to get a more realistic last name, and Egg needs to get over here so we can give him a group hug. There are plots a plenty for one and all as the world's worst conspirators settle in at Whitewalls. Ser Duncan the Tall. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Mystery Knight - Part 2.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 131

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time for Crossing Swords: The Prequel. Dunk-On Funkler 5eva! Thanks, Bloodraven. Aegon IV was a true Powerball and Young Walder Frey is as big of a dick as Old Walder Frey. Join us for songs (really!), dance (not really), and apt comparisons of Dunk & Egg to major cleaning products brands. Ser Duncan the Tall. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Mystery Knight - Part 1.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 130

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. No news is...uh, no news, so join us as we go live and wildly speculate about the fate of our favorite and not-so-favorite characters. Will Jon Snow die again? Will Arya reunite with Gendry and Hot Pie (HOT PIE!)? Will Jaime kill Cersei in a romantical murder suicide (ugh)? Are we the whisper on the wind that D&D are hearing in the writer's room (yes - and also Hooooot Piiiiiiie)?. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #1

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 129