Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  Life lessons from Westeros: You don’t trust Littlefinger and you don't just have a zombie Mountain around for shits & giggles. In other news, has Carol finally left the building? Does Olenna travel with her own personal Cheese Boy? Did Daario get Jorahed? Were D&D inspired by Not Another Teen Movie? We’ll answer these questions and more in the season finale. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones - 6x10 “The Winds of Winter”.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 119

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Let’s get ready to rumble! Dany’s dragons are as majestic as a Charlton Heston classic, while Tormund & Davos debate which is better: a good drink or a good bowel movement? Rickon runs a straight line, while the birth of Firekraker is anything but straight. Do zombies have a sell-by date? Is anyone really surprised by the outcome of SnowBowl? Wanna hear some Point Break spoilers (really)? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x09 “Battle of the Bastards”

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 118

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Let’s get ready to rumble! Dany’s dragons are as majestic as a Charlton Heston classic, while Tormund & Davos debate which is better: a good drink or a good bowel movement? Rickon runs a straight line, while the birth of Firekraker is anything but straight. Do zombies have a sell-by date? Is anyone really surprised by the outcome of SnowBowl? Wanna hear some Point Break spoilers (really)? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x09 “Battle of the Bastards”

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 118

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Reunited and it feels so good! Bronn is one of us, but is he also Jaime’s DUFF? Brienne says Jaime’s just a friend, but the hearteyes and chin quivers tell us that he’s got what she needs. The Hound pisses on Lady Stoneheart (literally), while Jaime delivers an epic Carol5eva speech. Gather ‘round for more sad moon masturbation everyone! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x08 “No One”

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 117

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Comma rails on poor kindergarten theater productions, while the rest of us fight over who gets to adopt Lyanna Mormont. Asha's on Kraken Spring Break and Jaime's hips aren't lying, Daddy really did wear the Lannister armor better. Sandor is so focused on his wood that he probably didn't hear our screaming about that episode 8 preview. And the podcast breaks. Will Brienne knock the Larry out of Jaime? Will we ever get the sex table that was promised? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x07 "The Broken Man" 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 116

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Uncle Benjen can whip up a mean rabbit blood smoothie, but does he need to visit the Children’s day spa? BranRaven sees Larry kill the Mad King. Sam the Eagle and Randyll Tarly: same person or separated at birth? Why does the High Sparrow look like he’s never had a bath? Is Jaime be Lord of Casterly Rock for realz now and will we get Lady Stoneheart after all? Tune in for answers to these questions on this episode of Close the Door and Come Here. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x06 “Blood of My Blood”. **Sound quality warning! We get an unexplained echo towards the end of this episode**

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 115

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Hold the door and come here, because we need a hug more than Bloodraven needs parental controls on weirwood.net. We ponder the tough questions like, is there a Red Woman finishing school? Do the Faceless Men do pro-bono work? And, is it incest if you're only cousins? What is this show doing to us? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x05 "The Door"

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 114

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Hold the door and come here, because we need a hug more than Bloodraven needs parental controls on weirwood.net. We ponder the tough questions like, is there a Red Woman finishing school? Do the Faceless Men do pro-bono work? And, is it incest if you're only cousins? What is this show doing to us? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x05 "The Door"

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 114

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Starks reunite and it feels so good. Tormund wants to invite a certain big, ugly wench for some Castle Black and chill. Jorah and Daario are feeling a little hangry, and it's too bad the High Sparrow never learned that a little hair of the dog will cure anything. Dany is heavy metal Jesus, Pycelle is a shuffling genius, and Larry and Carol are the same old/same old. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x04 "Book of the Stranger".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 113

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is Jon Davos' rebound relationship? Bran is a surly teenage greenseer and Dany is joining the Dothraki Golden Girls (or is it the Facts of Life?). "I've got dragons" is our new catch-all excuse and remember kids, you can't take candy from strangers, but you can sure take it from that nice Maester Qyburn. Larry's got hype, but we're all dreading the Rickoning. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x03 "Oathbreaker".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 112