Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Carol Lannister makes her triumphant return. Balon gets a delivery from the Flayer Express. Sam reluctantly his the stair master as the rest of Westeros is rocked in the aftermath of the Red Wedding. Davos is everything (you’ve been warned). Mel makes a quick 180. Dany is white Jeebus and we all want pizza as season three ends with a whimper. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “Mhysa”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 83

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Carol Lannister makes her triumphant return. Balon gets a delivery from the Flayer Express. Sam reluctantly his the stair master as the rest of Westeros is rocked in the aftermath of the Red Wedding. Davos is everything (you’ve been warned). Mel makes a quick 180. Dany is white Jeebus and we all want pizza as season three ends with a whimper. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “Mhysa”
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 83

Spoilers, profanity Jaime x Brienne. Things are looking up for the Starks! Grey Worm predictably loses the dick measuring contest, but Jorah loses his heart when he choo-choo-chooses Dany. Speaking of Dany, did the Khaleesi get her Unsullieds from the Bargain Basement Bin? The Freys sure know how to cut up the dance floor and these fucking bastards sure know how to destroy our souls.  Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “The Rains of Castamere”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 82

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Second Sons play a rousing game of one girl, 3 coins, while Dany falls for Old Daario's smooth moves. Stannis and Davos contemplate a naked Gendry and Mel, while we contemplate which usurper is the penis leech. Shae is relieved to find Tyrion and Sansa's bed-sheets pristine, but did she check the rug? Meanwhile, Sam becomes the Slayer and heroically saves Gilly and beautiful baby Randyll Craster. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “Second Sons”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 81

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In part two of our fan fiction spectacular, the gloves come off as our panelists get to the bottom of their glasses and debate the nature of criticism, the perils of canon (BOOM!), race, gender and which writers deserve to get blasted off the planet (in a good way!). A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones. FanFiction. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 80

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join our panel of Jaime x Brienne fic writers for part 1 of our fan fiction spectacular. Find out who's a bitter fandom queen, who's a stealth editor, and who just doesn't give a fuck. We reveal the secret shame of our early stories and bad teenage poetry and answer the age old questions of Jaime: hand or no hand and Cersei: sister or cousin. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. FanFiction.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 79

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everyone ships Jaime & Brienne, especially Bart the Bear. Speaking of wildlife, the donkey was only the watcher. The stars align as we hit peak Locke, peak Marg, and peak Tormund. While Tywin works from home, Joffrey is all about the elevator. Selwyn Tarth gets named dropped again while GRRM reminds us that none of this is in the books. WE KNOW GEORGE, WE KNOW! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “The Bear and the Maiden Fair”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 78

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everyone ships Jaime & Brienne, especially Bart the Bear. Speaking of wildlife, the donkey was only the watcher. The stars align as we hit peak Locke, peak Marg, and peak Tormund. While Tywin works from home, Joffrey is all about the elevator. Selwyn Tarth gets named dropped again while GRRM reminds us that none of this is in the books. WE KNOW GEORGE, WE KNOW! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “The Bear and the Maiden Fair”
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 78

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Be our guest as we discuss season six and Beauty & The Beast: The Besmirched Edition. Take a bite out of Hot Pie's blue frosted wench cookie and settle in as the talk turns to parallel dimensions, missing Salsas, and getting hype. If you're not pumped for the Hodor origin story - get out! And, if we don't get a JB reunion, Guile's going to turn those scripts into ashes. Finally, take a shot every time Chicky says "We don't even fucking know." It's gonna be a bumpy, spoilery ride. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones Season 6 Update Part II.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 77

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Some people like to climbf#!k. Some people like to research antlers. Jon & Ygritte climb The Wall as we explain the concept of ice to Eon. Littlefinger expounds on chaosh theory while Loras discusses French sleeves. Join us for some hot hand holding action, torture porn and Tywin & Olenna neither giving nor taking any fucks.  Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “The Climb”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 76