Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Some people like to climbf#!k. Some people like to research antlers. Jon & Ygritte climb The Wall as we explain the concept of ice to Eon. Littlefinger expounds on chaosh theory while Loras discusses French sleeves. Join us for some hot hand holding action, torture porn and Tywin & Olenna neither giving nor taking any fucks.  Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “The Climb”
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 76

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Robb’s got cleavage. Jon has cave sex. Beric waves his flaming sword (not a euphemism). Jaime can’t hide his boner face and Olenna can’t get enough of those figs. Roose is on the loose as we debate who has the better ass and sigh over sweet Shireen and young Gendrya love. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones. "Kissed by Fire"

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 75

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Harrenhal hijinx. Do NOT trust us with your heir. We bring war to our doorstep. Chicken wings and breasts go flying all over the place. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. RPG adventure.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 74

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Our narrator Wontkins guides us through the first part of our adventure. Chicky’s horse is overloaded. YD has deep dark secrets. We find a nuncle. Who brought the Frey? Who doesn’t want to talk to the Blackfish? Lady Splice is a lush. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. RPG adventure.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 73

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. If we look back, we are lost. Varys is a Ken doll. Joffrey is in macabre heaven. Tywin & Cersei play the Game of Mispronunciation. Jorah comes to the realization that Dany may be out of his league. Jaime hits rock bottom as he hits the bottle of Locke’s vintage horse piss.  Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “And Now His Watch Is Ended”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 72

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. If we look back, we are lost. Varys is a Ken doll. Joffrey is in macabre heaven. Tywin & Cersei play the Game of Mispronunciation. Jorah comes to the realization that Dany may be out of his league. Jaime hits rock bottom as he hits the bottle of Locke’s vintage horse piss.  Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “And Now His Watch Is Ended”
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 72

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We talk Season 6 casting and filming spoilers. Dude, I’m totally back from the dead. We revisit our favorite textiles in Westeros. Brienne is going down. Check out The Besmirchers. Bolt-On, Cleganebowl, Ghost warging, and Howlin’ Reed? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 6 Update Part I.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 71

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Creepy fish everywhere. World’s most obnoxious game of silent musical chairs. Tommen, can you hear me? Sam is a peeping tom. Dany goes shopping at Crazy Krazzy’s Unsullied Bargain Barn. The whores aren’t the only ones groaning over Pod’s performance. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 70

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Our original ep recording is a fail so we wing it. Guile likes man-killing pets. YD will take one for the team with Hot Uncle Benjen. LoT suggests cheese houses and panties. And show!Marg gives most of us boners. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 69

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Marg strokes Joffrey's bow. We find a literal throne of cocks. There’s an anime filter on the lens as Jaime swordfucks Brienne. LoT is ready (or not) to ♥ Locke. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "Dark Wings, Dark Words"

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 68