Clown Parade

In this episode, Yoko interviews the Vice Dean and Former Head of Marine Biology at Stanford University, Professor Alan Grundle (Henrik Blix @henrikontheweb) on a topic he (unsurprisingly to no one) knows a lot about: the Ocean. And more specifically, marine biology in our oceans. They discuss Professor Grundle’s lack of friends in the ocean (unlike Yoko, who has many friends across all bodies of water and land), whether or not the Earth has cheeks that can clap, and a new revelation in Yoko’s taxing emotional journey of trying to understand the mind of the evil monster that is his stepmom Sharon. 

ABOUT STEVE HAN: 

Steve Han (he/him) is a comedian and actor based out of Los Angeles. He’s an alum of the 2022 ViacomCBS Showcase and has appeared on networks such as FX, NBC, FOX, Freeform, Showtime, and Amazon Freevee. He’s performed with the Second City, on the Harold team Mothership and Improv All-Stars at iO Chicago, and at the Steppenwolf in Chicago. You can find him and his dog who bullies him at instagram.com/yoko__homo. 

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After realizing early on in the interview that Yoko’s producer found an expert in Astronomy and not Astrology like Yoko specifically asked (his producer is a triple water sign, iykyk), Yoko decides to make the best of this situation and ends up having a great chat with Dr. Spu Newton (Jordan Stafford @dudewiththeabolitionistpart), Head of the Astronomy Club at the local Corcoran Community Center. They discuss black holes, Dr. Newton’s love life (or lack thereof…perhaps this episode will change that!), and Yoko’s newest developments in his ongoing feud with his evil stepmom, Sharon. 

ABOUT STEVE HAN: 

Steve Han (he/him) is a comedian and actor based out of Los Angeles. He’s an alum of the 2022 ViacomCBS Showcase and has appeared on networks such as FX, NBC, FOX, Freeform, Showtime, and Amazon Freevee. He’s performed with the Second City, on the Harold team Mothership and Improv All-Stars at iO Chicago, and at the Steppenwolf in Chicago. You can find him and his dog who bullies him at instagram.com/yoko__homo.

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Yoko Homo’s accomplished a lot: he’s a 3-time Grammy Awards Party Crasher, runner up on the only season of NBC’s America’s Biggest Show-Off, and an alum of Pronceton University in Pronceton, Arizona. The one thing he’s never been able to achieve? His father’s love. But things are starting to look up: the good people at iHeartRadio have given him an opportunity to create an educational podcast. This is his one chance to prove to his Dad that he isn’t the idiot unworthy of love his father claims he is. And who knows, maybe he’ll learn a thing or two. Welcome to Are You There Dad? It’s Me, Yoko Homo. 

In this first episode, Yoko interviews the Head of Archeology at Vanderbilt University, Professor Dmitri Wipe (Andrew Knox @softknox). They discuss archeologists’ base salaries, humans who predate George Clooney, and Yoko’s hardships of living with his evil stepmom Sharon. 

ABOUT STEVE HAN: 

Steve Han (he/him) is a comedian and actor based out of Los Angeles. He’s an alum of the 2022 ViacomCBS Showcase and has appeared on networks such as FX, NBC, FOX, Freeform, Showtime, and Amazon Freevee. He’s performed with the Second City, on the Harold team Mothership and Improv All-Stars at iO Chicago, and at the Steppenwolf in Chicago. You can find him and his dog who bullies him at instagram.com/yoko__homo.  

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s mud good for the vocal chords? Is “opening night” as disgusting as it sounds? In this episode you'll learn about Human Musicals from comedian Avery Nusbaum and Bethelzda, a giant worm. PLUS, enjoy a special duet to celebrate our last episode before our host takes break to shed her exoskeleton! Theme song by Brooks Allison. 

ABOUT SARAH SMALLWOOD PARSONS:

Sarah Smallwood Parsons is a queer comedian and artist in NYC, best known for hosting Characters Welcome (100k+ YouTube subscribers) and her viral video “The Song in Every Musical That No One Likes” (3M views). Check out her TV pilot Forgotten Animals and follow her everywhere @sarahsmallwoodparsons 

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Would Cool Teen (Kate Sisk) make a good babysitter? Is “time out” just what our host dreams about from her hole? In this episode you’ll learn about Human Parenting from comedians Justin Tyler (Comic Book Club), Meg Shah (Mommy Pickles), and Bethelzda, a giant worm. Theme Song by Brooks Allison. 

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Is a “boner” a collector of bones? Does Cool teen Kate Sisk have a “boob kink?” In this episode you’ll learn about Human Sex, with help from comedians Jessie Jolles (Happily Ever Heard Of It), Claire Burns (Clarify Your Day), and Bethelzda, a giant worm. Theme song by Brooks Allison. 

ABOUT SARAH SMALLWOOD PARSONS:

Sarah Smallwood Parsons is a queer comedian and artist in NYC, best known for hosting Characters Welcome (100k+ YouTube subscribers) and her viral video “The Song in Every Musical That No One Likes” (3M views). Check out her TV pilot Forgotten Animals and follow her everywhere @sarahsmallwoodparsons 

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Is “eleganza” a beautiful bug’s name? Is a “death drop” just what happened to that teenager that fell down my hole? In this episode you’ll learn about Human Drag, with help from comedians Nathan Pearson (Secure The Gag), Chris Burns/Fat Carrie Bradshaw (Middle Children), and me, a giant worm. 

ABOUT SARAH SMALLWOOD PARSONS:

Sarah Smallwood Parsons is a queer comedian and artist in NYC, best known for hosting Characters Welcome (100k+ YouTube subscribers) and her viral video “The Song in Every Musical That No One Likes” (3M views). Check out her TV pilot Forgotten Animals and follow her everywhere @sarahsmallwoodparsons 

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Things are getting so heavy and too serious so what better way to lighten it up then to get lit. Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD (Ron Metellus) is out “sick” (he quit because of creative differences) so Janelis is joined by prodigy of Fat Man Scoop and professional hype man, The Fat Doctor (David Rey Martinez) to talk about hot topics like how the global temperature is HEATING UP.  Then she is joined by reggaetonero Memeito (Mariel Grullon) who is an ambassador and whose global appeal gets confusing as Janelis realizes that Memeito is not really speaking any intelligible language.

ABOUT MILLY TAMAREZ:
Milly Tamarez is a comedian, writer and podcaster based out of Brooklyn NY. She co-hosts the Betches Sup News and Poltics podcast and you can find her on https://www.instagram.com/milly_tamarez/ and https://twitter.com/MillyTamarez

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After learning the term Radical Transpercy from a homosexual man on Instagram Janelis decides to bare it all for her fans. Joined by cohost Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD (Ron Metellus) Janelis embraces vulnerability and decides to talk about what she believes are her mental health issues but are just oversimplified google searches. Janelis also has a long-time fan (Bridgette Rizkalla)  call in to try to get her husband (Alexis Pereira) to admit she cheated on her with the waitress at Applebee’s. Finally, Janelis interviews rapper Nicki Minaj (Corin Wells) who is so bad at not incriminating herself it makes Janelis blush. 

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In this episode, iHeartRadio's legal team is pissed and threatens to take Janelis off the air if she doesn’t start saying allegedly statements that are unconfirmed. In true Janelis fashion, she does too much and Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD (Ron Metellus) tries to pick up the pieces. They later are joined by (Maritime) Lawyer Angelina Jenkins (Andrea Coleman-Jones) to take some calls from listeners (Alexis Pereira and Bridgette Rizkalla) asking for legal advice. Finally, we wrap up the episode with an expert on getting arrested Katt Williams (James III) who tries to justify his rap sheet. 

ABOUT MILLY TAMAREZ:

Milly Tamarez is a comedian, writer and podcaster based out of Brooklyn NY. She co-hosts the Betches Sup News and Poltics podcast and you can find her on https://www.instagram.com/milly_tamarez/ and https://twitter.com/MillyTamarez

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