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Comedians Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin return to their podcast thrones with MESS, a weekly podcast where they dive into the mess that is life on earth and try to make it make sense. Hila
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This week the two talk Sydnee’s apartment mess, Marie’s dating mess, when you should end your situationship, lottery mess, and your MESSages!
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This week Syd and Marie are joined by their dear friend Alex English! They recount a recent trip, debate the trials of roommates and unreliable coworkers, and tackle social media virality.
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Welcome to the first episode of MESS! Sydnee and Marie take you through some mess in their lives like oxtail meet-cutes and landlord woes, to mess in the world, and lastly your MESSages!
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Verified superstar, Kalen Allen, joins us this week as our Only Child Expert! Kalen quells the rumors surrounding only child syndrome, everything he's looking for in a partner, and his rise to fame. Plus, Sydnee and Marie talk about their upcoming tv appearances and Sydnee goes from a Michelle wig to a Kelly wig.
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On this week's solo episode, Sydnee and Marie discuss DaBaby and DaBookings, Saweetie and her McDonald's meal, and everything else from Paul Rudd to 9/11. Enjoy!
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SNL's Ego Nwodim is on the pod this week as our Classy, Bougie, Ratchet Expert! Ego opens up as much she can - while still securing those NBC checks, to tell us about going to the Catskills, going on bad dates abroad, and getting into some road rage. Plus, Sydnee talks about her recent live shows and Marie talks about all the dates she's been on this week.
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Another solo episode this week where Sydnee, Marie and Andrew discuss hot billionaires, what makes a diva and why ghosting is never okay. Enjoy!
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Slinging and slapping dick. He she they y'all.Sugar daddy-ing down the game. Minnesota 10, New York 7. Close your eyes open your legs. Lazy eye for the win. Cowardly lions are not my type. Her cups ran over. Espedrils and Sancerre. We had sodomy. What are you saving yourself for? What the fuck is joe Rogan talking about? Clock out, login.
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We're back with our first solo episode in a minute. Marie talks about closing herself off from fans and Sydnee comes to terms with being too close with just about anyone. We discuss the Molly episode from two episodes back and respond to a listener email. Enjoy!
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