Cock & Ball

"It doesn't matter who it is, Spurs will break him: it's our thing"

This week Fenn and Ash were delighted to be joined by Spurs podcast royalty and host of The Fighting Cock, Flav. Tom and Ash explore Flav's love of Spurs before debating who makes it into a Spurs Cult XI.

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'I’m a nervous man because of the crimes I’ve committed'

[Disclaimer: we're only joking. No crimes were committed before, during or after the making of this podcast by your favourite foursome].

After a mixed week with a win in Europe and a dull away draw against our Northern cousins, it's left to Tom, Ash, Jules and Jim to contemplate the start of the Antonio Conte era.

Have we learnt anything new after these two games? Will Ash ever accept criticism of an Italian manager? Did Jim ever make it home for tea?

It's these kind of questions and more that help us keep on the Spursy train. Take a listen to your favourite blend of satire, substance and slapstick, share the pod and don’t forget to rate and review. COYS

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"He essentially fit in at Spurs like a foot in a glove"

Fenn is joined by Jim and Ash as they swim the swampy waters of last week in N17, including the departure of Nuno and hiring of a certain feisty Italian. Ash fails to contain his excitement, Fenn evidences his lack of culture and Jim is worried about a cat. The lads also try to come up with a suitable Conte chant, prepare to be disappointed but amused"

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"He’s the emo at a pop party"

This week, Jim and Jules do their best to try and not talk about back-to-back losses at Vitesse and West Ham. As they recorded before the Burnley game, and thanks to editing wizarding hitherto unseen in podcasting, Tom and Ashley decide to show their face as Spurs progress in the League Cup against Burnley. Seamless.

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"But alas, we ruined Geordie Arabia"

Tom is joined by Ash and Jim to discuss the spectacle surrounding Spurs' 3-2 victory over the Magpies and the game itself. Jim searches for moral compasses, Ash finds a link between Vitesse and Dj Luck and Mc Neat and Tom wonders what excites Martin Taylor. The lads also preview the upcoming fixtures at Vitesse and Stratford.

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"I disagreed with everything you said about the Arsenal game. This is personal now."

This week, Tom, Jim and Ashley dissect Tottenham's wins over NS Mura and Aston Villa. They talk about Nuno's change of system, how good Heung-Min Son is, junctions on the motorway, and a very fat man called Daniel Lambert. As you do.

Substance and satire in your handy, weekly podcast. COYS

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"It wasn't good, was it?"

Oh Spurs, what are you doing to us? Ash, Jules and Jim get aboard the unhappy ship Spurs to ruminate on a dismal North London Derby defeat. Was it the fault of the players, the tactics, or our metaphorical (and sometimes literal) anchor Harry Kane? Who knows. Either way, we sail on to another Europa Conference game on Thursday and look on the horizon as the Villans come to town with all the satire, humour and tales of s**thousery we can muster.

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"If he had to kick a puppy in the face to win a game, you know he'd do it"

Ash is joined by Jim and it's the return of big bro Chris. The lads ponder on the result against Rennes, the meltdown at home to that Oil rich team from West London and the Carabao Cup victory against Portugal FC. Ash calls for Hojbjerg's appointment as player-manager, Jim tells a story about the Chuckle Brothers and Chris plays a game of Snog, Marry, Kill.

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It turns out Eagles are tougher than Cocks. 

Join Ash, Jim and Jules to dissect a comprehensive battering at the weekend featuring a terrible Tanganga, midfield doppelgängers and three centre back combinations about as useful as a chocolate teapot. It's okay though because we can remedy the situation with some Brittany based dish recommendations ahead of Thursday's ECL group opener at Rennes, and then predict how the visit of QPR with oil will go this Sunday in the groundbreaking Carbon Net-Zero match.

Some Spursy satire because reality is just too much sometimes. Like, subscribe and pass the pod. COYS

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"The Italians never learned from Vesuvius"

Who said the international break was quiet? Join Ash, Tom and Jules as they marvel at Argentina's ludicrous logistical nightmare, reminisce about fruit smuggling and their own security checks(!), and of course gaze into the Crystal ball for this weekends fixture. All your usual Spursy satire in the time it takes to walk from Seven Sisters to White Hart Lane. 

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