Cock & Ball

"The International Break is the footballing equivalent of blue balls"

Jim is joined by Ash and Jules aboard the the good ship Spurs for a merry chat about this week in N17. Along with reviewing Pacos, Watford and discussing the transfer window, Jim explores the Essex coast, Ash passionately defends Ndombele and Jules enjoys French pastry.

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“A beaver done a cock”

This week, Tom and Ash reluctantly navigate around the midweek loss against the City of Furniture before diving into the wolf pack and coming out with our feathers’ intact following a hard-fought win at Wolves. 

Additionally, Shakespeare gets a non-essential reboot in an ode to Romero (I think you can see where this is going) and the boys look ahead to getting into the “UCL proper” and continuing our perfect start against Watford this weekend. Still short-staffed, still soothingly entertaining.

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"He was probably sitting there with his brother playing Lego"

This week, Tom and Ashley crudely drill into a hilariously shocking win against the reigning champions, lay into Kane a bit more, and applaud the start of the new era under Nuno.

Plus, the search for a Tanguy continues, and there is much debate about how to pronounce our next “UCL” opponents. Less podders, same amount of substance and satire.

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"I've seen rock formations move more quickly"

The light is darkest before the dawn, or so they say. Join Ash, Jim, Tom and Jules as they preview the coming season, whether Tanguy is spending too much time in the canteen and the current whereabouts of he-who-must-not-be-named. Your usual dose of Spursy satire is back for another season: you love to see it.

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"He looks weaker than a Sun headline"

As Don Paratici does the business, Ash and Jules take a moment to cherish our departing icons and welcome our new signings. Erik will ball roll no more; Toby is done at the Carvery; and who the hell is Cristian Romero?

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"Don't nutmeg a senior pro, that'll be a no no!"

As pre-season gets underway, Jules, Tom and Jim speak to Wolverhampton Wanderers’ sports scientist Raj Soni-Tricker about preparations for the new campaign, how sports science has changed the game and what Spurs fans can expect from new boss Nuno Espírito Santo.

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Well that was nice, wasn't it?

As the Euros are finished with until 2024, the boys looks back on an incredible tournament which saw Italy narrowly beat England in the final at Wembley. They talk through what this new crop of England players mean for the country, Ashley revels in being Italian, and the boys' predictions turn out to be as daft as you'd expect.

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'I know what my DNA is, it's why I'm ginger... the Tottenham DNA is just Russian dolls, but with bottles'

In the first podcast of the 2021/22 season, Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules react to the news that Spurs' search for a manager, which has seemingly been going on since the 50s, is finally over. Nuno Espírito Santo is the man in the hot seat now - what will he bring, and how excited should Spurs supporters be?

We've had a rebrand too (let us know what you think), but it's still the same old substance and satire. Felicidades!

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“You upset me in the last pod to be honest. You were all ‘oooh, nice little plucky Leicester’”

In this bumper podcast to mark the end of the season, (don’t walk too quickly down Seven Sisters…) Tom, Jim, Jules and Ash take a look back at the campaign for Tottenham, have a look at the final two league games of the season, and answer questions as varied as ‘should Gareth Bale stay?’ and ‘Is Thai green curry nice?’

Meanwhile, Jules and Ash have a… minor disagreement about penalties while everyone else gets out the popcorn, and we talk about what is to come this summer.

Your usual substance and satire. Thanks for listening.

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‘We were playing a Wolves side that showed about as much enthusiasm as I do at church.’

The boys are back to look over a remarkably unremarkable win over Wolves. From Del Boy and our Viking leader to Eric’s vegetable needs, Jules Ash and Jim chat about what makes Leicester so special, the lessons we can learn and why sky have such a crush on Conner bloody Coady.

Join us for a gentle saunter with substance, satire and laughter at the end of a season we’re quite glad to see the back of..

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