Cock & Ball

'Does anyone strike the ball better than Bale? I think the only thing that strikes better is the French!'

This week, Jim is joined by Ash, Jules and a temporarily-substituted Tom to look back on another two wins for Spurs over recent days. Jim gets everybody singing, Tom learns at 27 years old what a sieve is, Ash defends defenders like any self-respecting Italian should, and Jules compares Davinson Sanchez to a dog. Or maybe a cat. We're not quite sure.

Anyway. Substance. Satire. Spurs.

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'He's a bit of a tool isn't he? And not a sharp one'.

In this week's pod, Tom, Ash and Jules look back on two 4-0 wins for Spurs in the Europa League against Wolfsberger, and the Premier League against Burnley. Tom talks about what Spurs' best back four is; Ash discusses Tottenham's younger players; Jules has things to get off his chest about Eric Dier; and Jim gave it a miss, so sat laughing while he cut out all the naughty bits of the pod which could land us in hot water.

A bit of substance, mainly satire. You know the drill.

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'Sissoko the GOAT? I think the goat needs sacrificing!'

This week, Tom, Jim, Ash and Jules look back at Spurs’ Europa League victory away at Wolfsberger and the Premier League loss at West Ham. Tom gets everyone playing ‘stadium or service station’, Jim talks about the captaincy, Ash looks for positives, and Jules questions Heung-min Son’s form.

Substance and satire in a handy forty minutes.

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"Is Lllwll Spurs' form over the last six games, or the name of a Welsh town?"

This week, Tom, Jim, Ash and Jules look back at a disappointing week for Tottenham with losses at Everton and Manchester City. 

Tom isn't quite sure how he feels about Spurs any more, Jim explains why you shouldn't try to eat a Wolfsberger, Ash says nice things about Harry Winks, and Jules confuses his own substitution with something altogether more... Valentine's Day-themed.

It's the substance and satire you need for that commute you're not doing because you're working from home.

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"Vinicius looked lonelier than an Incel with no internet"

This week Tom, Ash and Jules discuss Chelsea blues, the Lamela conundrum and bouncing back against the Baggies. They also tackle some listener questions including the best dancers in N17.

Join us as we review another week in the life of a Spurs fan and look forward to our games against Everton and Manchester City with our typically satirical outlook. Don't forget to subscribe and review!

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'The problem is, our manager is a dinosaur, and the meteor's on its way'.

This week, Tom, Jim, Ash and Jules look back at defeats for Tottenham against Liverpool and Brighton. They also look ahead to games against Chelsea and West Brom; and they answer all the important questions, like: 'How many chickens would it take to overpower a lion?'; 'Is it a bacon butty or a bacon sandwich?' and 'What's the best kind of meal deal at Tesco?'

It's the substance and satire you love us for.

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'The Wycombe keeper's kit looked like it was made out of recycled mid-2000s Powerpoint presentations'.

This week, Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules look back at Tottenham's clinical win over Wycombe Wanderers, and look ahead to the Liverpool and Brighton games. Ash talks about what worked at Wycombe, Jim takes us through a fishy Spurs XI, and Jules tries to do a northern accent...

Listen. Follow. Share. You know the drill.

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"They were torn apart, like a Peshwari naan at a curry night"

This week, Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules look back at Spurs' 1-1 draw against Fulham at Craven Cottage, and a good 3-1 win at Sheffield United. Ash talks about how good Tanguy Ndombele is, Jim looks at some Spurs stats, Tom makes fish puns, and Jules disappears halfway through to eat gnocchi, so that's nice.

Let us know what you think, spread the word and send us any questions you have.

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"Offside is like being pregnant. You can't be a bit pregnant. You can't be a bit offside."

This week, Tom, Jules, Jim and Ash take a look back at two cup wins for Spurs, against Brentford and Marine. They talk about the magic of the FA Cup, which side they'd put out in a combined Aston Villa-Fulham XI, and they look forward to the games against the Cottagers and Sheffield United.

As ever, let us know what you think, and give us a follow.

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'Doherty looks like a dog who's lost his owner'.

In the first pod of 2021, Tom, Jim, Ash and Jules look back at Spurs' convincing win over Leeds United. Tom takes us through the Spurs 100 goal list, Ash discusses Jimmy Greaves, Jim talks about Marine manager Neil Young, and Jules... well, Jules is there too.

Let us know what you think, and Happy New Year!

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