Cock & Ball

'Zaniolo hasn't got knees and Lamela hasn't got hips, but between them you might be able to stitch together a Frankenstein's footballer.'

In the last pod of 2020, Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules talk about Spurs being able to do it on a cold night in Stoke after all; but not being able to escape from the Wolves' lair with three points. They also look ahead to Fulham, Leeds and the January transfer window.

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"I want to know: what is in José's sack?"

This week, Tom, Jim and Ash talk about Tottenham's loss at home to Leicester City, look ahead to a cold Wednesday evening in Stoke, and discuss what José Mourinho would do if he was Santa Claus in our Christmas podcast.

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"Let's just not record any stats then."

There's something a bit different from the podcast this week, as Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules reacted instantly to Spurs' defeat at Liverpool after the final whistle - and Jules got a little bit salty about statistics.

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"Staggeringly unimportant"

This week, Tom, Jim and Jules talk about just how pointless the Antwerp game was, and whether Tottenham's squad is deep enough to seriously challenge for silverware. They look ahead to the Liverpool game, talk trivia, and pay tribute to one of football's good guys: Gerard Houllier, who passed away on Monday at 73.

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"You know where they'd be better? In Woolwich. Get out, North London is ours"

This week Tom, Ash and Jules explore the wonderfully satisfying win over that lot down the road amongst other less important topics including LASK, Antwerp and Crystal Palace.

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"Aurier is the Christmas tree. Son and Bale are the baubles."

This week, Jim is joined by Ash and Jules, with a cameo from Tom to talk about the latest Spurs shenanigans. Ash pays a heartfelt tribute to the late, great Diego Maradona, as the boys talk Ludogorets, Chelsea and the upcoming North London Derby.

They also discuss moaning managers and concussion in football, and that's this week's podcast.

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"The whole 'kicking a spherical orb into the net' thing we do is less his thing".

This week, Tom, Jim, Ash and Jules talk through Spurs' superb 2-0 home win over Manchester City, question whether Pep Guardiola is all he's cracked up to be and look ahead to this week's Europa League game. They also look ahead to Jose Mourinho's return to Stamford Bridge, and the possibility of fans being allowed back into stadiums.

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"You've come in here dressed as a chlorinated pool of water, and you're pulling a face at pure class!"

This week, Tom, Jim, Ash and Jules use the international break as a chance to talk about something different: their favourite and least favourite football shirts of all time.

There's a look back on Harry Winks doing something right (again), talk of what's next for Dele Alli, and a look ahead to the weekend's game against Manchester City, and that's this week's podcast.

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"My family didn't see Greaves. They were in Italy farming and stuff and trying to get away from the war..."

This week, Tom, Jim, Ash and Jules reflect on back-to-back wins for Spurs, pay tribute to Harry Kane after he reached landmark 200 goals, and wonder whether Spurs have actually found a bit of defensive stability at last.

They also ask the question: is there a way back for Dele Alli? (Spoiler: no) and that's this week's Cock & Ball Podcast.

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"What is a Ludogoret? Is it a football club or an extreme board game?"

This week, Tom is joined by Ash, Jim and Jules to talk about a load of (Belgian) waffle from Spurs at Antwerp and a controversy-ridden display at Brighton, as VAR decided to be the centre of attention again.

Jules calls out Kane, Jim explains what to expect from Ludogorets, and Ash outlines his plan for making football cheaper. And that's that for this week's podcast.

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