Cock & Ball

“That was my leeds supporting girlfriend, I’ve since changed the locks and not spoken to her"

After a chastening and comprehensive defeat, Tom, Ash and Jules muse over the possibility of a Bielsa-fuelled future or frankly, anything other than the present.

The lads also touch on Potterball, the importance of some expertise at the top of the club (sigh) and what we need to get back to upper mid table mediocrity.

As ever some attempted satire and substance in the time it takes to walk from Seven Sisters to White Hart Lane, maybe even for a £60 sudo-friendly against Aston Villa. Glorious.

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"I'm a fan of an average doner, l'm a fan of Stuart Dallas"

Feast on our unedited, all natural Cock and Ball. This was completely planned and had nothing to do with Ash forgetting to save the edit.

This week Tom is joined by Ash and Jules as they revel in the demolishing of an abject Sheffield United and Bale's brilliance. Tom also delves into the THFC Trust statement and what direction the club needs to move in. Plus they look ahead to this weekend’s fixture against Bielsa much-admired Leeds

All the satire and substance you expect from us, in the time is takes to walk from Seven Sisters to White Hart Lane (via Chick-King)

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'It felt like we brought a water pistol to a gun fight.'

This week, Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules look back on Spurs' narrow defeat in the League Cup final and discuss what could've been done differently. They look ahead to the rebuilding job for the squad in the summer, who the new manager could be - and more pressingly, the weekend's game against already-relegated Sheffield United.

Your usual, handy mix of substance and satire.

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“I hope José is crying into a glass of whiskey, contemplating his life choices”

This week, Tom and Ashley (and a belated Jim) welcome Ash’s brother Chris to the pod. In a turbulent week for Spurs, we rejoice in an end to the so-called European Super League, the sacking of Jose Mourihno and an inspired win for Ryan Mason’s first game in charge. Plus we take a closer look as some of the club’s other obscure suppliers beyond the Dulux Dog and do our best to predict the outcome of the biggest game of the season in the shape of the League Cup final versus Man City.

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'As a certain man said, there used to be a football club over there. I can't believe we might have to say that again'.

In a Third Eye podcast special, the boys give their reaction to the news that 12 European football clubs - including six from England - plan to break away and form their own European 'Super League' competition.

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'Spurs are a rival to City in the same way I'm a rival for Blake Lively with Ryan Reynolds'.

This week, Tom, Jules and Ash look back on Spurs' 3-1 defeat to Manchester United. Jules talks about some of the tactical decisions Tottenham made, Tom looks at a possible future without Harry Kane, and Ash wonders how José Mourinho picks his defenders. The boys also look ahead to Everton, which no-one is planning to watch because they'll be drunk instead. Wahey!

Mostly substance, just a little satire. Slainte.

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'I don’t understand why he’s not the messiah any more. He’s just a very naughty boy.'

This week, Tom, Jim and Jules look back on Spurs' 2-2 draw with Newcastle United, and look ahead to the weekend's game against the other United, which occasionally won things once. The boys dissect what went wrong, what the future could look like for Spurs and why Joelinton loves Tottenham. They also find out who the best Desmond is and talk about buses a lot.

Substance, Easter puns, and even some satire too. You love to see it.

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Introducing the all-new Third Eye Podcast from Cock & Ball - looking at some of the big issues and discussion points from across the game.

In this season opener, the boys talk about international football ahead of Euro 2020, asking the question on everyone's lips: Is football coming home?

Let us know what you think through the usual Cock & Ball socials.

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'I don’t just want to see José fired. I want to see him fired out of a cannon!'

This week, Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules look back at Tottenham's disasterclass in the Europa League, and the Premier League win at Aston Villa too. Tom talks about pies, Jim wonders whether Joe Hart knows how to function as a normal human, Ash dreams of firing José in more ways than one, and Jules reminisces about the 90s.

Lovely, pie-based substance, coupled with the satire you crave.

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"I'm going to level with you, lads. We're talking about a game I didn't even watch..."

This week, Tom, Jim, Ash and Jules look back at Tottenham's Europa League win over Dinamo Zagreb, and the North London Derby loss to Arsenal. They also look ahead to this week's games. Tom makes us wonder why cereal is a thing; Jim talks about why goal music shouldn't be a thing; Ash questions whether Spurs' defence is a thing; and Jules questions what to do with a thing called José Mourinho...

A little bit of substance, plenty of satire. You're welcome.

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