Cocktails and Cream Puffs : Gay / LGBT Comedy Show

If You Can’t Have a Cup of Tea Then You Can’t Suck Dick – What has this world come to? People holding demonstrations at funerals, universities suspending students for having consensual sex, other universities where professors use vibrators on their fiancées in front of the class for extra credit, men driving their wives around on the hoods of their cars, Asians running around in Tony the Tiger costumes with co-workers chasing them with tranquilizer guns and none of this has anything to do with Charlie Sheen to boot. Winning?

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Sugar Tits – In this week’s episode Marc declares his love for Sugar Tits and just in time the Brits perfect breast milk ice cream. Mmm mmm good. We discuss this year’s horrible Oscars Ceremony, Charlie Sheen’s spiral, start a new contest, and a war and finally, we make 2 big announcements. First we have a new P.O. Box. Who will be the first to stuff our box? And second..you’ll just have to listen.

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Twas the Night Before Easter – In this week’s installment Matt received the Barbie of his dreams, Joey’s TV movie has apparently been released, Marc shares his adventures in dating and Wendy is still perfecting catapulting her car over the ice into her driveway. Or you can just skip all this crap and go straight to the lesson of the week which is don’t piss Mom off or she’ll put your shit on eBay.

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You Were Born This Way, So Express Yourself – This week the boys talk about Madonna’s, I mean Lady Gaga’s new song as performed on the Grammy and a local hot Congressman posting his naughty pics on Craigslist. Also Joey rants about BINGO, Marc was rear-ended, and Matt just can’t take a compliment. All of this and more including the winner of our Creamie Contact Contest.

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They Said it Would Never Last – It’s hard to believe that a full year has gone by since our first show. What’s even more astonishing is that after all the triumphs, trials and tribulations that we are still here, or speaking to each other for that matter!

This week we discuss our Homofied Bowling Party, the Grammys, the return of Dallas, what not to call 911 for, the shocking behavior of Japanesse parents, and of course Christina Aguilera’s rendition of the Star Spangle Banner.

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Balls to You - The Boys are Back and ready to kick off Season 3. This week they moved into their new studio, shared their hiatus adventures and Joey has a very important message to a very special Creamie.

Also Charlie Sheen is back in rehab again, Cousin Geri is gay, and Lady Gaga is working on a new perfume fragrance that can best be described as date rape!

The musical selections from this episode include

Bad Romance performed by Lady Gaga and Endless Love performed by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross

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Creamin in the New Year 2011 - This bonus episode was originally presented LIVE on Pride48.com on December 31, 2010 - New Years Eve (Joey's Birthday too).

Join us next week for the kick off of 3rd Season and our 1 year anniversary.

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A Little Look Back in Time - As the 1st anniversary quickly approaches and with the Cream Puffs on vacation, we present to you Cocktails and Cream Puffs - Episode 1.

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It’s a Quiet Thing – In this final episode of the 2nd Season, Marc makes a shocking proclamation…if his pants are off, he plans on getting off! Where could we possibly go from here? You’ll just have to find out.

Music in this episode includes It’s a Quiet Thing performed by Liza Minnelli available on iTunes.

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Will the Real Matt Please Stand – This week the full play adaption of Matt’s spoken word piece, Recovery Mode is opening in Sacramento, CA. So we are joined by the fabulous playwright Matthew Burlingame of Spanking Bea Arthur who adapted Recovery Mode and by the new Matt Crehan Higgins, Michael Hedges.

If in the Sacramento Area be sure to check out Recovery Mode presented by the Lambda Players http://www.lambdaplayers.com

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