The Sweet one joins the cast of Coffee And Memes today for a gleeful romp through the ass to ass, vagina candles and LAD Bible editor in chief, Gary LAD. 

What an incredible list of exciting and dynamic companies there are that don't sponsor this show! Wacking Phoenix is such and amazing hero and we should all fall at his feet and drink his piss in honour of his greatness.

Ross Kemp takes a pathetically small dose of the Spice. Big Elon has knocked up Grimes and life in a Canadian prison is vastly better than in my flat.

Good times girl dishing out headbutts on airplanes, hogs go wild in super market and how many bats can you fit into a flat for a Ukrainian bat orgy?

Sweet Johnny is back in the saddle and is ready to make some lurid predictions for the year. Hackers are breaking into peoples emails and offering them a shoulder to cry on and mans ass swallows bottle because of reasons. 

2020 is here and we're off to a wild start already. Will we make it to 2021 or will nuclear war take us all? Lets stop trying to understand and just let it wash over us like a cool wave of oblivion.

Approx 4% Christmas content on today's show making it the most festive show of the year by a country mile. We find a new C&M goodtimes gal and see Elf on a Shelf being used as a modern day Jesus.

Coffee And Memes will be back on the 6th of Jan to regular hours. Have a great Christmas and new year, Lobos. See you next DECADE!

A show of almost solid triggering with my getting triggered by everything from Tekeshi69, nerds, my previous triggerings, Stormzy, you name it, i'm triggered by it!

Why has Santa not uploaded a video to YouTube announcing their pronouns yet? How would Santa have voted in the 2016 referendum? WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW! 

It's not about the DJ Guv advent calendar just having a dud pinger behind every door! Deranged stripper decapitates Star Wars fan but please everybody, let's not make this about Star Wars or political agendas.