Coffee And Memes

There is no need to mention or question the levels of duck grease on the stairs at the Wetherspoons. Please just go about your business.

Complete riot of a show. Posij is on the phone to give information about the Clintons and Epstein. Kenny Ken b2b Kenny Ken is announced at MADE Festival and Grooveride Pirate memes reduce me to a mess on the floor.

I accidentally invent this seasons coolest new sex toy while a bunch of nerds on a forum debate thermodynamics in the context of how much ice you can put up your arse.

Far and away the best episode of Coffee and Memes ever. Si Twiddy is stuck on a roof, live on air, with increasingly hilarious consequences.  

Developments at Costa yield mixed results. A Ham toastie threatens to bring down the monarchy and Mr Chicken gets pied at Nandos. 

2 Bags for trainers covered in jizz? Not bad for a days work. Prince Andrew is back on his bullshit and the 2-bit nature of Threshold is ever apparent.

The Sweet One is back from quarantine and ready to tackle the high pressure sewerage pipe that is The Metro. Fat Kimmy is having more people offed in NK, A South African is imprisoned in a Milton Keynes Travel Lodge and someone has taped a chicken to an Australia train ticket machine.

There comes a day in every young hipsters life where the blood will pour through the ceiling and onto their Lana Del Ray album. That's how they know they are truly hip.

Once again we are drawn to violence in a Toby Carvery and this time we get a glimpse as to the financial and legal cost of being convicted of 'knuckling up in a Carvery'. 

Christian Conservative from the US is very concerned about keeping the devil out of his botty that he is prepared to put anything else up there as a deterrent.