What if the Lobos where on Channel 4's Who Dares Wins? Would any of the make it more than a few hours? How many beans can Ant Middleton do?

With an almost infinite number of options, why must so often things be done in the jokes way? Also, people that get punched in the head for a living offer hot takes on medicine

81 year old woman describes in details how things slinging that toy boy Egyptian dick to horrified This Morning audience and confirms 100% he is not after her cash!

Old geeza would like to confirm that he is not dead. Old lady would like to confirm that dildo not hers. Paul Chuckle also not dead.

Sonos go rogue and demand all the customers pay for their wireless speakers to get boob jobs for lols. Petrol stations are sexist and Joe Exotic gets a big old bit of bird.

Why does the old woman who lives in a shoe beat her kids? Should she really be allowed to have so many? Should there be rules against this sort of thing?

Best Jump Up Label is won by a group of criminal delinquents who met at court and got kicked out for being too drunk. And god bless them.

A man has food from the future that has come from the future and is food, food from the future. Future food, if you like. 

What will be 2020's hottest trends in sexual wellness? What should you vag smell like? All these important questions and more, answered today on Cofeveve and Meemees.

Tales from the post-apocalyptic area of Hove which apparently i now live in. Man may or may not have taken boner pills made for bulls. Where does uncle Charlie get his folding money?