Today we chat about the super spreader bowl, communing with the dead, Tesla's crimes against the feline community, March 4th and going vegan. 

We're swabbing ass for safety this week as we discuss the crazies that "represent" us, space lasers, Subway's tuna salad dilemma, the Matrix Killer, and memories from our childhood that our spawn won't appreciate. RIP Dustin Diamond.

Today we give an update on all the shade James is throwing these days and chat about Larry King on ice, dinosaur buttholes, 2021 abbreviations, and unwelcome advances in the service industry. 

Today we talk about jobs involving hucking things, an update on the revolush at the capitol, Lady Gaga's dad, cannibal celebs, pigs milk and then we have a spelling bee. 

Today we discuss the gooch wearables section of the economy, the lil' revolush that conspiracy theorists staged last week, cannibalistic megalodon sharks, and what we hope for the next time our alien friends visit. 

Today we chat avian conspiracies, resolutions, new trends and home coffee brewers. 

Today we talk ancient ruins, 2021 predictions, no-go food items and which holiday greeting suits us best.

Today we chat about our alien brethren, spy games, art, sand, castles, grape sodas and adirondack chairs. 

Today we are out with another invention: a cycling suit of your own body. Listen to us go off the rails as Jake tries words fort he first time and Ross eats dog food flavored jelly beans. 

Today we talk about new ways to be dead, American goodness, Internet criticism, bucket list items, sleeping position, best meal ever, and random pet peeves.