Today we are out with another invention: a cycling suit of your own body. Listen to us go off the rails as Jake tries words fort he first time and Ross eats dog food flavored jelly beans.

Today we talk about new ways to be dead, American goodness, Internet criticism, bucket list items, sleeping position, best meal ever, and random pet peeves.

Today we're praying for a day where society returns to a feeling of public free love and forgiveness. We chat about Sonic Burger crimes, Rudy's hanky habits, vacation blunders and how institutionalized racism will keep us from learning about UFO's.

Today we cancel all your holiday plans and talk about the new dystopian landscaper small businesses. For #round topics we're chatting about conspiracies, man buns, illegal deeds, and what we will be like as elders.

Today we're talking about the Four Seasons Landscaping saga, vaccine news, dolphin phalluses, and Jake's got a very culinary take on cooking a good steak.

Today we've got sand technology, bagels, bi-curiosity, furry dolphins and the old analog vs. digital conversation. VOTE!!!

Today we chat Carens, America's best breakfast sandwich, missing hikers, and microwave technology. we also give an update on the murderous hornets invading America.

Today we talk about living in the simulation, zoom call failures, milkshakes, Halloween costumes, and pumpkin spice dip.

Today we talk about crazy auto trends, annoying YouTube tutorials, Guy Fieri (living saint), woodland creatures and Burger King.

Today we talk about the White House super spreaders, underground volcanos, crappy-chinos, italianos, Dick's new food trucks, and wet water.