COFFEE'S DONE

Today we express our astonishment at fringe conspiracies, talk about levitating scarabs, fecal transplants, and internet hating sharks. Wear a mask.

Today we start the episode over 4 times, and talk about peeing in Verizon stores, Trader Joe's rebrand, what it would have been like to do a good job on Covid and critics (Ross loves them)

Today we are without Ross. It was hard and I don't really remember what we talked about. (Ross usually writes these) If you're feeling wild, give James and Jake a chance and take a ride on the giraffe human.

Today we're talking about Kanye's political aspirations, the death of Jimmy John's, our worst jobs, and fireworks (apparently controversial).

Today we discuss the sub ocean and its secrets. We talk about the nature of biz, time travel, Borat, and remaining Key Arena.

Today we make plans for how to deliver the show to the masses after "the shit goes down". We try to figure out if we're NASCAR fans, and talk about Elon aka space Karen. We also discuss the ongoing confusion that is WEAR A FUCKING MASK.

Today we talk about the difficulty of reopening during Covid. We dig into what grinds our gears and talk about the likelihood that 30 some planets in our galaxy sustain life. Also, WEAR A FUCKING MASK.

Today we discuss the world wide protests and give an update on the very successful fund raiser you all helped with. We also talk about the coffee communities own problem with discrimination and what all of us can individually do to keep our eyes on the prize.

JAMES IS BACK! We discuss our solidarity with Black Lives Matter and what we can all do to support the protests. We also discuss Lance Armstrong, coffee smells, and other coffee podcasts.

Today its just Jake and Ross, we sip on bourbon Dalgonas, and we talk about the usual: robots, bidets, social media, Tom Brady, and the never-ending virus that is consuming our hopes and dreams.