Cold Callers Comedy

Episode 12
Safe and sound in our respective homes, we endeavour to keep podcasting away for you.... and for us. We also get a kick out of it.
Here's some more ramblings and moanings from Cold Callers Comedy... We hope you enjoy it, however we cannot be held responsible for your lack of a sense of humour.
Thanks for listening.

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EPISODE 11
UNPRECEDENTED
This summer... Be unprepared for a situation... we've never faced before.
A life unfair
A world unemployed
Fat, Furious & Unfit
Possibly unwell
Definitely... UNPRECEDENTED
 
 
Apparently... there is only one word that one can use to describe the current situation.
 
Enjoy episode 11... a bit of escapism here for you.

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Episode 10
EARTH BEFORE LOCKDOWN
 
In simpler time, a better time, more harmonious time when the ravenous hordes of bum wiper hoarders, ravaged merry ole Blighty for her toilet paper.
 
THAT IS ALL. STOP READING. START LISTENING
 
p.s For future reference in this ep:

 

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WE ARE AT WAR! WITH AN INVISIBLE ENEMY!
That enemy's name is SARS-Cov2. A coronavirus that sprung up out of nowhere in Wuhan, China. It's now all over the world. But here in the UK, the virus that causes the Covid19 disease is causing havoc because the small minority of human's here are bloody morons!
In this episode, whilst socially distancing ourselves, we try to find the funny side. We hope you can too.

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Episode VIII
The Best Man
 
So... It's basically more of the same. Just frustratingly longer and possibly more infuriating to listen to than previous episodes.
We make 90"s TV references, tell almost humorous anecdotes about our rotten luck, and even sing an improvised song that's a little bit gushy... you have all been warned

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Episode 7
SICK & TWISTED
So... a day late and in a slightly different format this week. After both being very unwell for the last fortnight, Ryan was still in the throws of a cold, but not wanting to disappoint our MASSIVE fanbase, we proceeded to record this podcast from opposite ends of London. The wonders of modern tech.
 
Anyway... this is filler. Normal service resumes in 2 weeks time.

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EPISODE IV
The Rise of My Porker
We get very excited about anything related to Star Wars, and recently, we've been spoilt rotten with new movies and tv shows hitting the big and the small screens. But have they hit the spot and aroused our senses or have they left us feeling flacid and deflated.
Listen and find out.
Film Snippets taken from Star Wars copyright Disney & Lucasfilm

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Episode 5: New Year - Same Crappy Podcast
After what felt like an eternity... for you... we know you've missed us - We're back where we left off with more useless waffle... albeit a tasty waffle; with nutella, strawberries and some white chocolate shavings. Yumma Yumma Yumma
Anyway, we hope you had a fantastic Xmas & New Year but also hope you are in the worst mood imaginable right now, whether you're on your commute, at work, at the gym, on the loo, in bed, on the coach or trapped in a cave... wherever you are... we'll cheer you up*.
*66% of people agree according to Ofcom survey of 2019**
**However many people misunderstood the question and thought they were asking about actual cold callers, so the number could actually be higher in favour of us!

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A Cold Callers
Christmas Carol
'Tis the season to be jolly and all that. So here is a festive themed podcast where Cold Callers discuss their Christmas pasts and presents.... as in... now... not gifts.
There's also a few quizzes you can join in with and scream out the answers to that shocked guy opposite you on the train or perhaps rip out your headphones in frustration.
Merry Christmas one and all.  You can get our Xmas single here... I'm Glad It's Christmas (Once A Year)

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Cold Callers Comedy - Ryan Brannon and Paul Rich come together again for this, the third episode of the series.
We discuss the virtues of "No Nut November", the perils of going bald, our hatred of people in general (especially those who talk at the cinema), Our Christmas Single that you probably haven't bought yet, Lego and how we can't afford it, Portal by Facebook and the impending UK General Election.
We definitely do not talk about butts or poop.
DISCLAIMER: (RATED MATURE) We may subtly or not so subtly reference masturbation.

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