Cold Callers Comedy

Episode 32
Suck On My Dictionary
Big words to get one's mouth around
This week's episode is brought to you by the letter D. A big D. D is for? Dictionary. And everyone loves a big dictionary. Big, hard and full of words. And when there's nothing in your mouth, that's when you'll be longing for the big D.
As usual we have another instalment of Hardy's Hardest Hats where Tom Hardy (Peaky Blinders) seeks the help of Dream Forger Tom Hardy (Inception) to score the hardness of a Beret.
We have Ryan's Highlight of the Week and a BRAND NEW SEGMENT called Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary where Paul put's Ryan's word knowledge to the test.
Also we have special guest, friend, actor/director and , Jamie Biddle joining us in this episode for Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game.
 
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Short film clip at start from Captain America: Civil War, copyright Marvel Studios & Disney

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Episode 31
Double "NO" Agent
Men want to be him. Women want him to stop
Anyone ever notice how racist and misogynistic James Bond was back in the day? Sure you may have... but if you hadn't... we're here to help.
As usual we have another instalment of Hardy's Hardest Hats where Tom Hardy (Peaky Blinders) seeks the help of ultimate hard-man Tom Hardy (Bronson) to test the toughness of a different type of hat. We have mo reason's to get annoyed in Paul's Road Rage Round-Up and possible disgust at Ryan's Highlight of the Week.
Also we have special guest, friend and dancer/creative, Marcus Foreman joining us in this episode for Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game.
 
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Episode 30
Flat-Earthers... Who are they? Where did they come from? Are they human? Should they be allowed to breed? These are questions we strive to ask and answer in today's episode.

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Episode 29
Honey, I Blew Up The World
And we're not talking nukes.
We cover a range of topics again in this episode, trying to stay as up to date as possible from recording to release.
It's a hot day again and Google seems to have an agenda against Paul and a strange infatuation with Ryan. We talk about the love we're feeling inside the indie podcaster community on Twitter, Ryan's lost tablespoons, the likelihood of a 2nd Wave and Paul's trials and tribulations whilst working in the markets.
And there's more:
 
Hardy's Hardest Hats - Feat Tom Hardy (Peaky Blinders) and Tom Hardy (Venom)
Paul's Road Rage Round-up
Ryan's Highlight of the Week
& Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game (With Special Guest: Emily Slade from the Why This Film Podcast)
 
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Episode 28
Watermelon Sugar

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A season 2 'first' for this episode. We have a guest. It's only taken 28 episodes! In the Why Did They Give Them 1 Star segment, we are joined by our friend (actor & puppeteer) Sean Garratt.
 
Recording on the hottest day of the year so far, we weigh in on the great 'mask-debate', innuendo-laden children's TV and discuss our new guilty pleasure being Harry Styles' new and frustratingly catchy song.
 
As always we find out Ryan's Highlight of the Week and what grinds Paul's gears in his Road Rage Round-Up.
 
For the second week running (against our wills), Hardy's Hardest Hats returns. The show where Tom Hardy endeavours to find which hat is the hardest of them all. All this and more in a jam-packed episode!
 
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Episode 27
Horror Show
 
Did you catch WWE's Extreme Rules Horror Show last week? It was nuts. We discuss that for a good while. So if you love that stuff, great... otherwise, skip the first 20 mins and you're golden. Though we'd rather you didn't because we think it's rather entertaining. 
 
For the second week running we have a Road Rage Round-Up from Paul and as per usual we have Ryan's Highlight of the Week and Why Did They Give Them One Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game.
 
We've also been coerced into providing a platform for Tom Hardy's new TV show called Hardy's Hardest Hats in which Tom Hardy tests the robustness and durability of different hats. So that's something new.
 
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Episode 26
CONSOLE WARS
EXCITING TIMES. Ryan has himself a new mic and together we sound the absolute balls. Proper profesh... and thanks to video call.. it sounds like we're in the same studio... except we're not because of current social distancing guidelines.
 
This week we weigh in on the console war between Xbox & Playstation (Nintendo doing their own amazing things these days), focusing primarily on their console names, we talk about the current trend of adolescents, dressing up as old people to purchase age restricted goods, and what the hell is up with Kermit's new voice?!
 
Ryan's Highlight of the Week is here as always... as is Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - the 1 star movie review game... but we also debut a brand new segment (with jingle) called Paul's Road Rage Round-Up, where he vents about what really grinds his gears on the road. 
 
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Episode 25
You Are Bold
We're back with our 25th Episode. That's a quarter of a century. 25%... #quickmath
Join us as we delve into the crazy world of UK lockdown, haircuts, big hate from the Spandau Ballet fan club... hate... mainly directed at Paul. f course there's your favourites here too, including Ryan's Highlight of the Week and the 1 star review game Why Did They Give it One Star?  Hit the link below to find us on facebook, twitter and insta... DM us your answer to this week's movie!
We stumble on a discussion about parasites and what the difference is between a cephalopod, a gastropod and a mollusc and what we've both been up to this week. We also get a surprise call from a well know new romantics era mega star singer,
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Episode 24
The Show Must Go On
 
We're back for another episode of fun and frolics. In this episode we discuss the things that we miss due to lockdown restrictions... Also on the flip-side, we talk about what we DON'T miss. We reveal the answer to last weeks 1 Star Film Review question and who won. Keep listening to this episode for your chance to play again. You can DM us your answers on any of our social media pages.
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Episode 23
I Don't Like Mondays
Who likes Mondays? We don't... do you?! Of course not... but we make them slightly more palatable don't we? What do you dislike more... Mondays or Bob Geldof? That's a question attempt to answer on one of our many tangents.
In this episode you'll find all the usual Cold Callers staples. Ryan's Highlight of the Week and Why Did They Give Them One Star? - Where you get to play too! More details in the episode.
We provide our insight into the next stage of lockdown, internet trolls and when life imitates art... or the other way around. Anyway... you'll see... as well as more banter that is off the scale. 
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