Cold Callers Comedy

Episode 51

350 Miles for a Kebab


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Ryan has a laundry related 'Highlight of the Week' segment. Then, I probe his brainus for signs of intelligence in an another instalment 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’?

Tom Hardy finally gets back to testing hats and is joined by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin

Actor, Singer, Teacher, Handyman and all round, thoroughly brilliant guy, David McMinn, joins us for a bit of a chat chit… and a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Find out the pro’s & con’s of investing in property during these tough times… and why he has to smother himself in lube every day. Here’s some links to learn more about him:

Twitter - https://twitter.com/ByebyebabyDavid
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/davidmcminn_singer
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/david.mcminn.395

Show Promo this week was from the Twisted & Uncorked Podcast hosted by Alecia and Sierra - @Twisted_Pod - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/twisted-and-uncorked/id1517691373

All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!

RyPaul

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Episode 50

Dismay!

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Join us as we celebrate our half a century of episodes the only way we know how… with more of the same shit!

Ryan scrapes the bottom of the barrel in this week’s 'Highlight of the Week' segment. Then, I probe his brainus for signs of intelligence in this week's 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’?

Tom Hardy insists on us celebrating our 50th episode in style… by trying to make it special in his own way…

Actor, Director, Writer, Theatre Practitioner and all round, thoroughly, bloody nice bloke, Liam Fleming, joins us for a bit of a chat chit… and a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Turns out - he’s a bit of a giver. Not only is he Santa once a year, but right now he’s trying to bring people together and give them a “night out” even whilst separated from friends and stuck indoors during these terrible lockdown times. Listen in to find out more and check out BUCKBUCK GAMES & in particular, ‘BantzQuest’. Here’s some links:

Twitter - https://twitter.com/buckbuckgamesuk
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/buckbuckgames
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/buckbuckgames
Website - https://www.buckbuckgames.com

And you can find Liam here: https://www.twitter.com/imaginationpipe

Show Promo this week was from the Once Upon A Nightmare Podcast hosted by Lorraine - @anightmarepod - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/once-upon-a-nightmare/id1521865524

All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!

RyPaul

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Episode 49
Lockdown With A Vengeance

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We took 2 weeks off but we’re back. It felt like we leave for 5 minutes and all hell breaks loose on Earth. It’s up to us to dissect it. Join us!

Ryan picks a highlight from the past fortnight in his 'Highlight of the Week' segment. Then, I probe his head anus for signs of intelligence in this week's 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’?

Tom and Bane find themselves at what the initially think is a frat party in the Capitol building in ‘Hardy's Hardest Hats’.

Comedians Phoebe Batteson-Brown and Miztli Rose of Ladylikes Comedy join us for some new year frivolities… and a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ We also find out about how they met and discuss their relatively new podcast ‘Sane Time, Sane Place’ where they share comical stories and personal anecdotes about the coping mechanisms they have developed to deal with the s*** life throws at us. Listen in to find out more and click links below:

Twitter - https://twitter.com/LADYLIKESCOMEDY
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ladylikescomedy
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ladylikescomedy
Website - http://ladylikescomedy.wixsite.com/ladylikes

Show Promo this week was from the Insanely Dangerous Retro Pod Show by Gaz and Dangerous Dave (AKA Dange) - @TIDRPodshow - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-1-the-a-team/id1532467112?i=1000491720887

All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!

RyPaul

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Episode 48
Christmas Cracker

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After recording this episode, the UK got the news that much of its population would be facing a Christmas apart from their families or in many cases… alone. As we found out after recording, there is no mention of it. So please use this as some means as escape. We are with you and are sending our love.

Ryan's 'Highlight of the Week' is… Christmas themed but atrociously dirty. Also, talking of dirty - I put Ryan’s brain to the test with some massive yule log sized Christmas themed words in this week's 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’?

There’s a new twist in Hardy's Hardest Hats' this week as Tom Hardy attempts to distribute his and Mark Strong’s Christmas Album ”Marky Christmas& A Hardy New Year”… but also has to save Christmas itself.

Actor & star of the West End’s ‘Harry Potter & The Cursed Child’ is our guest today. We discuss his career and his time as ‘Ron Weasley’, and what he’s been up to whilst he hasn’t been able to perform in the show due to COVID-19. We also play ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game'. Listen in to find out more and click links below. 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/Thomas_Aldridge
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/aldridge_tom
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/TomAdridge1

Last week's MOVIE REVIEW COMPETITION WINNER was... Ariel Cooksey from Malice Podcast @malicepod
The Runner-Up was our guest from last week - Lauren - @laurenrichmusic

Show Promo this week was from the Page Turners & Button Mashers Podcast by Ty & Niki (@TurnandMashPod) - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/page-turners-and-button-mashers-podcast/id1506319190

All the best & Merry Christmas
Don't Forget The Comedy!

RyPaul

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Episode 47
Sedimentality

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Are you twiddling your thumbs, with nothing to do? Not sure what to do with your life? Want to make a difference? THEN JOIN THE GALACTIC FEDERATION!
Yes apparently there IS one but people just don’t know about it yet… That, and we’re just not advanced enough to be let in the club. More on this in the ep.

Ryan's 'Highlight of the Week' is a little less X-Rated this week…  Also, can Ryan repeat his heroics and build upon his success last week to make it two in a row in this week's 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’?

There’s a new twist in Hardy's Hardest Hats' this week as Tom Hardy comes nose to nose with Mark Strong, owner of the smoothest voice… and head.

Lauren Rich (Paul’s Sister) is our guest this week! We chat about her music, her career within the NHS why she ‘owns so much lego. We also play ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game'. Listen in to find out more and click links below. 

Check out Lauren and her music by searching @laurenrichmusic on all the socials or click these links:
https://www.facebook.com/laurenrichmusic
https://www.twitter.com/laurenrichmusic
https://www.youtube.com/laurenrichmusic
https://www.instagram.com/laurenrichmusic
And here's her band camp, where you can purchase her incredible music- https://laurenrichmusic.bandcamp.com

Last week's MOVIE REVIEW COMPETITION WINNER was... Andrew Dipple from the @superdipplebrospod
The Runner-Up was a winner from a few weeks back, Raye from the ‘Not Before Coffee! Podcast’ - @need_3_mugs

The Winner of the ‘one of a kind’ Vinyl single of our Christmas song “I’m Glad It’s Christmas (Once A Year)” was Seth Cohn… also a podcast host for @trebletreblepod & @tfcpod

Show Promo this week was from The Disc Dump Podcast by Miles Trout (@TheDiscDump) - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-disc-dump-podcast/id1488684113


All the best &
Don't Forget The Comedy!

RyPaul

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Episode 46
I Will Be Your PayPig, Baby

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The Vinyl competition is now OVER. Winners will be announced this week.

Have you ever wanted to be financially dominated by someone? If that's a yes. You could be a PayPig. What's that you ask? That's you. Find out more by listening!

Ryan's 'Highlight of the Week' is a little X-Rated...  and prepare for a season 1st in this week's 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary'.

Tom Hardy faces the sternest of tests when he comes face to... helmet with the beskar armour wearing Mandalorian in 'Hardy's Hardest Hats'.

Andrew (Middle) Dipple from the Super Dipple Bros Pod is our guest this week! We chat about his podcast, why he's called 'Middle' And of course we play 'Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game'. Listen in to find out more and click links below. 

Check out Super Dipple Bros by searching @superdipplebros on all the socials. And here's their website - https://www.superdipplebros.com/

Last week's MOVIE REVIEW COMPETITION WINNER was... Dylan Turner - (@DylanTurner_)!

The Runner-Up was a winner from a few weeks back, Misty White.

Show Promo this week was from the For Nerds by Nerds Podcast or (@FNBNPodcast)

All the best &
Don't Forget The Comedy!

RyPaul

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Episode 45
Cyber Monday Extr3me
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2 weeks left for the competition for a one of a kind, limited edition vinyl of our christmas single, so keep your eyes on the prize and check our pinned tweet @coldcallers and see how to enter. 
We briefly mention the fact that Lockdown 2.0 UK Edition is easing this week as we are placed back into tiers... which has left many in tears.  But with the easing, it has meant I can go back to the market to do my day job, so that's good... for me, anyways.
Ryan's been watching I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here and because of that, we talk about what genitals we would or wouldn't eat.
Ryan's Highlight of the Week is yet again food related...  However, he does come face to face with a super hard one in Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary where Ryan's vocab faces a stern test.
Tom Hardy bumps into Christian Bale in Hardy's Hardest Hats, and they talk about Christian's methods for getting into charater.
West End Star, Dylan Turner is our guest this week! We chat about his experience being on London's West End and in TV & Film, and he has some excellent stories about his time working on Mamma Mia!... and that time he bought James Bond, tequila's on the beach.  We also run a feature on his powerhouse vocal trio Vocal Extr3me. And of course we play Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game. Listen in to find out more and click links below. 
Catch Dylan here - @DylanTurner_ (Twitter) & @DylanTurner_ (Instagram) - AND catch Vocal Extr3me here - @vocaleXtr3me (Twitter) & @vocalxtr3me (Insta)
Last week's MOVIE REVIEW COMPETITION WINNER was... No one! Coz no one got it right.
 
All the best
RyPaul

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Episode 44
J is For Genius
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Our BRAND NEW Christmas Merch is here!  You can get your hands on it here - Merch Store 
The competition for a one of a kind, limited edition vinyl of our christmas single is LIVE, so keep your eyes on the prize and check our pinned tweet @coldcallers and see how to enter.  We talk Ryan's new isolation struggles, Rudy Giuliani's hair dye troubles... and the trouble's of the actors involved in the new Brexit TV ad.
Ryan's Highlight of the Week is just plain wrong. Perhaps he's getting in some practice for Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary where his word knowledge is put to the toughest of tests! 
Tom Hardy finds refuge with his friend, Gerard Butler in Hardy's Hardest Hats. It's Tom's turn to don a hat. A spartan hat... but he's more concerned with biscuits...
We have a great, big, imposing, fine specimen of a guest this week. We are thrilled to have actor, theatrical fighter and good looking stuntman... James Unsworth! We chat about his experience being a stunt/fight guy in TV & movies, and he has some excellent stories about his time working with Michael Bay... and even wrestling legend, Shawn Michaels...  And of course we play Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game. Listen in to find out more and click links below. 
Catch James on twitter here -  @James_Unsworth and check out his Insta here - @jamestunsworth
Last week's COMPETITION WINNERS were the guys at Cherry Avenue True Crime and the runner up was Alissa Metternich from The Netherlands!
 
Also a huge shout out to:
The guys at the Page Turners & Button Mashers Podcast- find them on twitter too at @TurnandMashPod.
To Rob & Ross at I Understood That Reference Podcast.
And lastly to Greg from the Indie Drop-In for everything he's doing for Indie Podcasts! - Here's his twitter @indiedropin
All the best
RyPaul

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Episode 43
"Natural Born Good"
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Recording on Friday the 13th could be deemed as unlucky... but we have to record with each other every time we do this, so there's no change there.
And for today's show, you're in for a treat.  We talk about a competition on the way that you can enter. So keep your eyes on the prize and keeping checking @coldcallers and our other socials for how to enter.  We somehow segue through a myriad of different topics... from perfume ads, to insults from our school days and the four seasons... total landscaping!
Ryan's Highlight of the Week is kinky and kooky. And Ryan gets his knee pads at the ready, as he's going to be going down on my massive book of words in Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary. 
Tom Hardy is on the run in Hardy's Hardest Hats this week and enlists the help of Revenant Tom Hardy in trying out the hardness of a Russian hat. An Ushanka to be precise.
We have an absolutely SMASHING guest this week. We are honoured to be to have actor, writer, comedian host of the Smashing Sundays Podcast... Beth Granville! We get on like a house on fire and quickly fall into a lovely chat about her podcast, how and why she started it and where YOU can find it. We also talk about Eastenders...  And of course we play Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game. Listen in to find out more and click links below. 
Catch Beth on twitter here -  @BettyGranville and check out her fabulous podcast with her co-host @LPinderOfficial - @SmashingSundays
 
Last week's COMPETITION WINNER was Misty White (@_mistywhite) from Devonshire and the runner up was Rebecca Stein from North London!
Also a huge shout out to:
Miles at The Disc Dump Podcast - find him on twitter too at @TheDiscDump.
To Seth & Jamal from Thanks For Coming! A RuPaul's Drag Race Podcast.
And lastly to Curtis from the I Wanna Be A Producer Podcast for being a scholar and a gentleman
All the best
RyPaul

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Episode 42
Biden His Time
The US Election Results are in! Well... not when we started recording, but we definitely got the results halfway through the episode, so we had to make smart guesses in the lead up to that!
In today's show, we chat about the the fat orange elephant in the room. With the room being the oval office and the orange elephant being... well... Donald Trump. We talk about the US Election and the results and what it means for 'Merica and the rest of the world. but obviously... we make it funny.
Ryan's Highlight of the Week is either really exciting or really dull, depending on the type of person you are. And there's more fat dictionaries to be sucked as Paul once again puts Ryan's vocab to the test in Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary. 
A bit later, Tom Hardy evicts Donald Trump from the White House... with help from a few other Tom Hardy's in Hardy's Hardest Hats.
For today's episode, we are excited to be welcoming West End performer and keen golfer, Matt Chivers (Matthew Collyer) to the show. 3 Actors. 1 Podcast... what do we discus... apparently Golf and video games. Go figure. fantastic tales of his life just starting out in the biz what life can be like in the spotlight and behind the scenes. And of course we play Why Did They Give Them 1 Star? - The 1 Star Movie Review Game. Listen in to find out more and click links below. 
Catch Matt on twitter here -  @MatthewCollyer and check out his wham bam thank you gram at @chivles.
 
As always, all OUR socials and links are growing on this handy Linktree - Cold Callers Comedy
 
Last week's COMPETITION WINNER was Hayley Murphy from London @hayleyjokristine and the runner up was Lauren van den Bergh from Elstree!
Also a huge shout out to:
Fellow nerds at For Nerds By Nerds Podcast - find them on twitter too at @FNBNPodcast. After all, it's not easy being geek.
To the Page Turners & Button Mashers Podcast for being an excellent podcast and all round amazing human beings
And lastly to Tina Marie Trimpert for not only having a smashing pod (The Psyche-Delic Podcast) but also for her incredible work in the indie podcast community.
All the best
RyPaul

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