Cold Callers Comedy

HARDY'S HARDEST HATS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL PART 2

Part 2 of 2. We left Scrooge (Tom Hardy from 'Peaking F****** Blinders') reeling from the visit of the Ghost of Christmas Past. Now he must face two more spirits and change his wicked ways, or be punished and damned for all eternity.

With a musical score written and performed by us! Listen to it on Spotify.

DISCLAIMER: All characters, fictional and non-fictional in this show are completely made up. Any similarities to people, movie characters or muppets are purely coincidental. All celebrity voices are impersonated... poorly and the following episode contains many profanities so... you've been warned.

Merry Christmas to you all & thanks for listening!

Find Tom on Twitter at @HardysHardest
and on Instagram at @hardys_hardest_hats

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HARDY'S HARDEST HATS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL Part 1

Part 1 of 2. Welcome to the Hardy's Hardest Hats Christmas Special. And it's a special one indeed. We get caught up in Tom's dreams, where we are whisked away to victorian London and into the pages of a Charles Dickens novel. All your favourite characters are here... playing all of your favourite 'A Christmas Carol' characters!

With a musical score written and performed by us! Listen to it on Spotify.

DISCLAIMER: All characters, fictional and non-fictional in this show are completely made up. Any similarities to people, movie characters or muppets are purely coincidental. All celebrity voices are impersonated... poorly and the following episode contains many profanities so... you've been warned.

Find Tom on Twitter at @HardysHardest
and on Instagram at @hardys_hardest_hats

As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy

We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

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Episode 69
Endgame

In what is their final episode for the time being, Paul & Ryan discuss why they’re having a hiatus and what projects they’re working on in the meantime.

This episode also includes a feature length episode of Hardy’s Hardest Hats… Turns out the Mind Stone was in Tom’s hat the entire time… and Thanos is after it. With the help of the Avengers, Tom attempts to thwart Thanos, save the universe AND restore the sacred timeline that he and Bane screwed up prior!

Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week’ reaches desperately for the silver lining. Then Paul attempts to shove his well endowed intellect down Ryan’s throat one last edition of “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”.

No guests for the finale. So Ryan & Paul battle it out between themselves by smashing out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy

Podcast Promo this week is for The Way Podcast hosted by Bill - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-way-podcast/id1501033629?id=1501033629

Don’t forget, you too could have a mega smooth ball sack like Paul by using the Turf Chopper 3.0 by SmoothMyBalls! Get yours with a discount (automatically applied at checkout by clicking this link: https://www.smoothmyballs.com/coldcallers

We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

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RyPaul

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Episode 68
Paul’s Bald Balls

In this episode, Paul raves about his new grooming device that ALL self respecting men should treat themselves to. The Turf Chopper 3.0 by Smooth My Balls. If you like the sound of it… get yours with a discount (automatically applied at checkout by clicking this link: https://www.smoothmyballs.com/coldcallers

Also we discuss England’s Euro 2020 prospects or lack thereof.

Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week’ is a lesson in being safety conscious. Then I attempt to shove my well endowed intellect down Ryan’s throat in another edition of “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”.

In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy edges closer to a meeting with Professor Dumbledore to borrow his time turner… but Dumbledore and Professor Snape have other ideas.

We’re super excited to be joined by Anto Buckley & Patrick Cook who are fabulous dancers, fantastic performers, wonderful humans and most importantly… good friends! We talk about what made them enter the world of performing arts and how the pandemic has shaped their lives into a different shape than they had planned for,
Oh and we also smashed out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

Here’s the links for Anto & Patrick:

Instagram (Anto) - https://www.instagram.com/antobuckley_dancer
Instagram (Patrick) - https://www.instagram.com/patrick_cook

Podcast Promo this week is for the Let’s Start A Cult Podcast, hosted by Josh Schell - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lets-start-a-cult/id1532999976

We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

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RyPaul

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Episode 67
"What’s in the Box?!"

This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S

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Amazon have decided that their overworked and underpaid employees don’t need a pay rise… but a zen booth. A small upright coffin where they can go and chill out and meditate in when it all gets too much. We present our take on that.

Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' relatable. Then I attempt to shove my well endowed intellect down Ryan’s throat in another edition of “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”.

In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy goes undercover as a Hogwarts student to try and enlist the help of Professor Dumbledore to undo the mess he & Bane made in the past… or now the future… or the past before the previous past. Either way if they fail… we’re all F*****

We’re super excited to be joined by magician & illusionist, Sam Fuller. We talk about what made him want to become a magician before moving on to doing a trick that YOU can ALL play at home (or in the office). Just get any 5 or 6 coins. Oh and we also smashed out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

Here’s the links for Sam:

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/fullermagic
Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/samtheemagician
TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@fuller.magic

We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

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Episode 66
Execute Episode 66

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It’s Ryan’s Birthday!!! At least…it WAS… but I missed it. We talk about all sorts of fun things like… The Weather, Recycling, Dieting and Ryan’s NEW JOB!

Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is…uh… dull. Then I attempt to make Ryan take all the word knowledge I spray at him and lap it up like a good boy in “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”.

In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy goes with the T-800 to find John Connor & save him… but will Tom’s presence be a help… or a hindrance?

We’re super excited to be joined by Agent Scott & Cam the Provocateur from the SpyHards Podcast. We talk about their pod, how they met and we ask the tough questions like… which Bond portrayal is their favourite & what’s the best Bond Theme. Oh and we also smashed out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

Here’s the links for SpyHards:

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/spyhards
Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/SpyHards

We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

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Episode 65
Shadow & Bone

This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S

Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over

We discuss the sad news that we'll be reducing show frequency to fortnightly. It's all become a bit too much of an undertaking, but we'll endeavour to keep bringing you top quality content.
We also talk about how awesome it's going to be when we grow old and are allowed to get away with everything... because we'll be sweet, old men!

Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a little conceited. Then I attempt to make Ryan take all the word knowledge I spray at him and lap it up like a good boy in “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”.

In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy & Earth faces an apocalyptic future if he & Bane aren’t able to rewrite the mess they’ve already made throughout history.

Actor & ‘Shadow & Bone’ Star, Gareth Turkington is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career in acting, how it started and his time working on the high trending show “Shadow & Bone on Netflix. Oh and we also nailed a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

Here’s the links for Gareth:

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gareth.turkington
Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/G_Turkington

Show Promo this week was from the What Does SMH Mean? A Movie Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/what-does-smh-mean-a-movie-podcast/id1551908244

We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

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Episode 64
Line of Duty

This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S

Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over

We briefly touch upon the farce that was the formation and subsequent disbanding of the European Super League which caused much furore and outcry in the footballing world.

Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a little disconcerting. Then I attempt to make Ryan take all the word knowledge I spray at him and soak it in during “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”.

In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy’s quest for the Holy Hat of Christ is reaching its conclusion… the journey will either grant him immortal life - or take it from him.

Actor & ‘Line of Duty’ Star, Alastair Natkiel is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career in acting, how it started and his time working on arguably the most popular drama on UK TV right now. Oh and we also cracked out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

Here’s the links for Ali:

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/alastairnatkiel
Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/AlastairNatkiel

Show Promo this week was from the Ye Olde Crime podcast. - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/ye-olde-crime/id1514461061

We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

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Episode 63
20 Hrs to Wales with a Beatles Book & a Bottle of Piss

Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over

We briefly touch upon getting the vaccine & what it might be like to post yourself on a long haul flight around the world in a small wooden container.

Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a mix of good and bad. Then I attempt to to force feed my massive knowledge to Ryan in “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”.

In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy finds himself escaping Nazi Germany after Bane killed Hitler. Can he get to Egypt, unscathed?

Performer & man of many talents, David Hoskin is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career in acting, improvising & Stand Up. We also discuss one of his my recent projects called Gorgon, which has now been adapted into a radio play. Available from the link below. This one was a great laugh - Oh and we also cracked out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

Here’s the links for David:

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/davidhoskinactor
Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/DHoskinactor

Gorgon the Play - https://elflyons.bandcamp.com

Show Promo this week was from the Ye Olde Crime podcast. - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/ye-olde-crime/id1514461061

We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

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Episode 62
"Jacob Rees-Mooooog"

This episode is sponsored by Baxter Blue.
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We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over

Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is quick and to the point. Then I attempt to to force feed my massive knowledge to Ryan in “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”.

In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy finds himself in Sean Connery’s shoes in the 1930s, attempting to locate the Hat of Christ before those dastardly Nazi’s do.

Comedian, Sooz Kempner is our guest in today’s show where we chat about her career, how she got into comedy and what’s on the horizon for her. She keeps us laughing from start to finish and we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

Here’s the links for Sooz:

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soozkempner
Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/SoozUK

Mystery On The Rocks Podcast - https://twitter.com/MysteryOnTheRox

Show Promo this week was from the Worse Than Fiction Podcast, hosted by Les G. - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/worse-than-fiction-podcast/id1484586706


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All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!

RyPaul

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